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Date Posted: 17/07/06 7:35pm
Author: Z41^ ("Future Junk" Today's trash is tomorrow’s profits!)
Subject: Re: Unauthorized site change - my excuse
In reply to: Zarb Zenaphor7 's message, "Re: Unauthorized site change - my excuse" on 16/07/06 8:59pm

My good Zarb Zenaphor7,

Although I am not qualified to give medical advice I’ll do it anyway.

XXOOBS are not naturally psychopathic, even though descended from Tibetan Monks. I wonder if your diet is too rich in Scrotsausage, from "Hamidi Azzizi", aka "The Dog Castrater" aka "Sharp Teeth Hamidi" aka "The Dog Testicle Collector" aka "The Sausage Maker" Hamidi’s sausages do contain a large dose of rottweiler testicles which have been shown to cause the psychopathic tendencies you describe.

I think the only cure or at least to alleviate the symptoms would be to teleport to Snarkblog 3 and Goffel the heads off of the small rabbit like creatures that live there. Goffeling the heads of teletubbies was once thought to be effective but the BBC and EU prohibit that.

Gorkthrob,

Z41^
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