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Date Posted: 30/07/06 9:43pm
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: Re: Worldwide shortage of cappucino froth
In reply to: Meat Free Chicken Casserole 's message, "Re: Worldwide shortage of cappucino froth" on 30/07/06 4:53pm

My good Sir MFCC,

I am elated at how well this has all worked out, Hamidi will be able to pay me now, profits from the petrol station should be astronomical and the shortage of froth will undoubtedly be able to be controlled to our mutual benefit.

I was on my way to Lyme Regis to watch the annual conger cuddling display when I heard it had been canceled, sad business but there may be a way for Hamidi to process the unused conger or we could run a "special" at the petrol pumps where the customer tried to stand on top of the pump while some burly attendants knock them off with a conger. Should in the unlikely event they manage to stay up on the well greased top, we could give them 5 liters of low grade fuel.

Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law

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