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Date Posted: 30/07/06 4:53pm
Author: Meat Free Chicken Casserole (dogged)
Subject: Re: Worldwide shortage of cappucino froth
In reply to: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq. 's message, "Re: Worldwide shortage of cappucino froth" on 29/07/06 9:20am


Roger,

Profit sharing as per normal arrangements.

Froth production will start ASAP.

Good news re petrol prices - I think we'll introduce a self service fee, a full service fee, and various levies related to the use of garages and pumps. Oh, and following the example of the airlines, a fuel surcharge.

I was thinking of a tag line for the froth marketing people. Possibilities -
1. "dog froth - you'll like it and want seconds"
2. "only dog froth is good enough"
3. "dog froth - like french kissing your mutt"
4. "dog froth - mmmmm, its creamy"
5. "dog froth - with a hint of horse meat"
6. "dog froth - the smell will knock you out"
7. "dog froth - mostly from dogs"


MFCC

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[> [> [> [> [> Re: Worldwide shortage of cappucino froth -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq., 30/07/06 9:43pm

My good Sir MFCC,

I am elated at how well this has all worked out, Hamidi will be able to pay me now, profits from the petrol station should be astronomical and the shortage of froth will undoubtedly be able to be controlled to our mutual benefit.

I was on my way to Lyme Regis to watch the annual conger cuddling display when I heard it had been canceled, sad business but there may be a way for Hamidi to process the unused conger or we could run a "special" at the petrol pumps where the customer tried to stand on top of the pump while some burly attendants knock them off with a conger. Should in the unlikely event they manage to stay up on the well greased top, we could give them 5 liters of low grade fuel.

Sincerely,

Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law


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