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Date Posted: 17/12/05 2:50am
Author: Irving
Subject: Re: URGENT*
In reply to:
Sidney Carton
's message,
"URGENT*" on
16/12/05 5:56pm
While I don't have a maggot ridden Fray Bentos pie, I was recently prodding about in the refrigerator and discovered what may have been something left over from last years christmas meal. It looks as though if left at room temprature it would make a nifty breeding spot for maggots. I also have a jar of jam or jelly with the most wondrous looking mold growing in it, fed some to the neighbors cat and the poor thing hid in a culvert for three days making the most horrific noises I have ever heard. All this and a jar of cold war era mayonnaise could be yours for £30 cash.
>Is anyone willing to swap a maggot ridden Fray Bentos
>pie they may happened to have put by for occasions
>such as this one? I`m willing to swap my stale,
>stench-smelling, mothers pride loaf of bread which was
>stolen from Tescos, New Malden, by my late aunt Edith
>on Nov 3rd 1967. I just missed a half-eaten, maggot
>ridden corned beef sandwich which sold on e-bay last
>wednesday. Went for £2.65 apparantly, a rare bargain
>if you ask me. For the Sherlock Homes types out there
>Tescos has now changed hands in New Malden, it`s now
>called Jamies Haberdashery. I like to `cover my butt`
>to use an American terminology so don`t start getting
>pedantic on me. Anyway I digressed, I`ll pay £25 cash
>to the first person that can come up with the good!
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Re: URGENT* -- Sidney Carton (still...),
18/12/05 1:40pm
Thank you for your very swift and eloquent reply. I`ll get straight to the point would you accept £19.99 cash for the mold? I`m an avid mold collector you see having amassed 3 tons of the shit over the past 28 years. Believe it or not i`m constructing a 4 storey warehouse with the mold and my intuition tells me that your mold will be of just the type the warehouse will thrive on. Could you kindly take a digital photograph of said mold and e-mail it to me at: scarton@mold4ever.co.uk. I will then reply by e-mail saying that the mold was`nt quite up to scratch and would you accept £1 for it considering the cost of shipment, insurance, and import duties. Taking the last sentance into account would you accept £9 for it, DHL cash to your door by latest tuesday week?
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Re: URGENT* -- Irving,
18/12/05 7:16pm
Of course I will accept £9 for it, I would be a fool to turn down such a tidy sum. Send round DHL at your earliest convenience, as it is alrady contained in a jar I'll just paste on the shipping label. I would strongly caution you to use this for fabrication of upper storeys only, if my experiance with the neighbors cat was typical.
Would you be interested in any duck shit, I have several of the web footed dung droppers and it is absolutly everywhere.
>Thank you for your very swift and eloquent reply. I`ll
>get straight to the point would you accept £19.99 cash
>for the mold? I`m an avid mold collector you see
>having amassed 3 tons of the shit over the past 28
>years. Believe it or not i`m constructing a 4 storey
>warehouse with the mold and my intuition tells me that
>your mold will be of just the type the warehouse will
>thrive on. Could you kindly take a digital photograph
>of said mold and e-mail it to me at:
>scarton@mold4ever.co.uk. I will then reply by e-mail
>saying that the mold was`nt quite up to scratch and
>would you accept £1 for it considering the cost of
>shipment, insurance, and import duties. Taking the
>last sentance into account would you accept £9 for it,
>DHL cash to your door by latest tuesday week?
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