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Date Posted: 21/12/05 9:03pm
Author: Mr.Francis Morris
Subject: Re: Funds and Properties Board
In reply to: Mr and Mrs Martin Naivedimple 's message, "Re: Funds and Properties Board" on 21/12/05 2:41pm

Dear Mr and Mrs Martin Naivedimple,

Let me quell your lovely ladies fears by saying I failed to mention the "Gentleman`s e-shake" simply because I had included a facsimile of my hand print in my last correspondence. I am attaching it again to let you wife scrutinize it for genuine authenticity being I am honest On my capacity as the Head of Accounts with this office. I would never do anything dishonist either to my beloved Bermuda or any other goverment. Opportunity such as this one of fine quality should not be delayed, and I assure you no skullduggery as she puts it is going on. If you require a few more days to liquidate your funds (as could be the case with college savings or payment for say a Milwaukee Brace for you child’s Scoliosis ) it will be no problem. My beloved Bermuda’s laws are changing in the new year so we need to conclude our transfer soon.

Mr.Francis Morris

PS- also attached you will find my dental record showing I have all my teeth and skullduggery is not being done by myself.

>My wife has asked me to ask you why you never metioned
>the "Gentleman`s e-shake" I mentioned in my first
>e-mail?
>She says to say that something stinks about this
>alleged "deal" and that I should get more assurance
>from you that no skullduggery is going on. Taking all
>of this into account and the fact that my wife is
>extremely suspicious (she scrutinizes my neck for
>hickeys every night) what can you say that will quell
>her and my fears so that we can get things underway
>and I can send you the 3 grand? Write soon friend!

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Funds and Properties Board -- Martin Naivedimple, 21/12/05 10:47pm

I can appreciate your urgency to get the deal done and dusted and I hope you don`t mind but I must ask you one more question to ascertain your trustworthyness and to whether this deal can be allowed to proceed.
My question is this. You keep ranting on about your "Beloved Bermuda." If you know Bermuda so well who is the British Ambassador to Bermuda? If you can answer this question correctly I will be pleased to get things underway and send you the 3,000 smackers. One last thing though. You must give me your word of honour that you won`t cheat and try to get the answer to who is the British Ambassador for Bermuda by visiting Askjeeves or something similar. If I have your word on this i`m happy to oblige and will post the money off first thing tomorrow morning.


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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Re: Funds and Properties Board -- Mr.Francis Morris, 22/12/05 12:51am

Dear sir,
On my word of honour, just ask Governor Sir John Vereker KCB as to how trustworthy I am. Of course you knew already there is no British Ambassador. So baring any further delay I am ready to transfer the 14.6 Million or part thereof which you may find coming to you on receipt of your $3000 USD. With all the wealth you should have soon I am assured you and your family will miss the celebration of Christmases for years to come. Even the brace for you child’s Scoliosis will not be missed as you will be able with such wealth to buy a new one. Let me quickly assure you the 100% safe proof of this deal and the word of Sir John Vereker KCB as to how trustworthy I am


>I can appreciate your urgency to get the deal done and
>dusted and I hope you don`t mind but I must ask you
>one more question to ascertain your trustworthyness
>and to whether this deal can be allowed to proceed.
>My question is this. You keep ranting on about your
>"Beloved Bermuda." If you know Bermuda so well who is
>the British Ambassador to Bermuda? If you can answer
>this question correctly I will be pleased to get
>things underway and send you the 3,000 smackers. One
>last thing though. You must give me your word of
>honour that you won`t cheat and try to get the answer
>to who is the British Ambassador for Bermuda by
>visiting Askjeeves or something similar. If I have
>your word on this i`m happy to oblige and will post
>the money off first thing tomorrow morning.


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