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Date Posted: 28/12/05 1:08am
Author: The Butler
Subject: Re: New Tongs
In reply to: Randy Splurgecoyne 's message, "Re: New Tongs" on 27/12/05 1:36pm

Mr. Randy Splurgecoyne,

Leonard was found this morning electrocuted near the toaster, gold toast tongs clutched in his right hand, marmalade splattered everywhere and this curious note in his left trouser pocket.

To whom it may concern,
Let it be known if I an found dead I would like my worldly possessions of the Gold toast tongs, and my Silver Nickel ones to go to my new friend Mr. Randy Splurgecoyne. Also any orange marmalade that is left, along with the entire content of my tea caddy. But not the £ 2.25 I keep under the earl gray that is for the butler.

The Butler

>Great to hear you finally got them. Can I have the old
>Silver Nickel ones?

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