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Date Posted: 6/01/06 6:53am
Author: Twoddly Bobshonks
Subject: Govt. Notice : New Law - Domestic Nuclear Munitions - 15 Jan 2006
On the 15th of June this year it will become illegal to use nuclear munitions of any kind when cleaning your house. This new law has come about because of several domestic accidents caused by a rash of DIY household products containing small low yield nuclear cleaning enhancements.
The products to avoid include -
* Bogs Toliet Cleaner - Nuclear Strength
* Total Destruction, Oven Cleaner - with lemon fragrance
* Fallout Flea Bomb - "One treatment every 200,000 years"
* The Final Solution, Roach Cemetary - a lifetime guarantee
While the manufacturers are technically complying with the law by stating "Not to be used within 100 miles of human habitation", many elderly are unable to read the 2 point print on the bottom of the can. When the public said "We want cleaning products to be boosted with low yield nuclear weapons", we said it wasn't a good idea, but you wouldn't listen.
All of these products will cause significant damage within the 100 metre blast radius, and annoy/cremate your neighbours.
This new law also rescinds the "Nuclear Munitions in Domestic Applications" regulatory law that was passed to allow these products in the first place.
We seek input on the structure, form and content of this new law. Your input may be submitted via a post in this forum.
Twoddly Bobshonks
Minister for Domestic Munitions
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Re: Govt. Notice : New Law - Domestic Nuclear Munitions - 15 Jan 2006 -- Chiang Kai-shek Heavy Industries Ltd.,
6/01/06 9:59pm
Chiang Kai-shek Heavy Industries Ltd.
Taiwan
We wish to announce we will no longer be manufacturing the following products.
* Bogs Toliet Cleaner - Nuclear Strength
* Total Destruction, Oven Cleaner - with lemon fragrance
* Fallout Flea Bomb - "One treatment every 200,000 years"
* The Final Solution, Roach Cemetary - a lifetime guarantee
However allow us to introduce our new range of Nuclear kitchen appliances and accessories.
* Chernobyl home waste elimination system, photodisintegration in minutes just place unwanted items in the convenient 25 liter lead shielded container.
* Isotope 486 coffee brewing system & comfort glow nightlight
* Britta "Heavy Water" carafe, spare fuel rods included
* "Three Mile Island" range of instant cooking appliances, including the all new containment dome pasta maker
* In addition we have a large supply of chefs apparel, Lead aprons, Geiger counters, dosimeters, burn cream and wigs.
Please contact one of our agents or the factory directly for availability and quantity discounts.
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Re: Govt. Notice : New Law - Domestic Nuclear Munitions - 15 Jan 2006 -- Chiang Kai-shek Heavy Industries Ltd.,
6/01/06 10:07pm
Chiang Kai-shek Heavy Industries Ltd.
Taiwan
We wish to announce we will no longer be manufacturing the following products.
* Bogs Toliet Cleaner - Nuclear Strength
* Total Destruction, Oven Cleaner - with lemon fragrance
* Fallout Flea Bomb - "One treatment every 200,000 years"
* The Final Solution, Roach Cemetary - a lifetime guara˙
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