VoyForums
[ Show ]
Support VoyForums
[ Shrink ]
VoyForums Announcement: Programming and providing support for this service has been a labor of love since 1997. We are one of the few services online who values our users' privacy, and have never sold your information. We have even fought hard to defend your privacy in legal cases; however, we've done it with almost no financial support -- paying out of pocket to continue providing the service. Due to the issues imposed on us by advertisers, we also stopped hosting most ads on the forums many years ago. We hope you appreciate our efforts.

Show your support by donating any amount. (Note: We are still technically a for-profit company, so your contribution is not tax-deductible.) PayPal Acct: Feedback:

Donate to VoyForums (PayPal):

[ Login ] [ Contact Forum Admin ] [ Main index ] [ Post a new message ] [ Search | Check update time | Archives: 1, 2, 3, [4] ]
[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Date Posted: 6/01/06 9:59pm
Author: Chiang Kai-shek Heavy Industries Ltd.
Subject: Re: Govt. Notice : New Law - Domestic Nuclear Munitions - 15 Jan 2006
In reply to: Twoddly Bobshonks 's message, "Govt. Notice : New Law - Domestic Nuclear Munitions - 15 Jan 2006" on 6/01/06 6:53am

Chiang Kai-shek Heavy Industries Ltd.
Taiwan

We wish to announce we will no longer be manufacturing the following products.
* Bogs Toliet Cleaner - Nuclear Strength
* Total Destruction, Oven Cleaner - with lemon fragrance
* Fallout Flea Bomb - "One treatment every 200,000 years"
* The Final Solution, Roach Cemetary - a lifetime guarantee

However allow us to introduce our new range of Nuclear kitchen appliances and accessories.

* Chernobyl home waste elimination system, photodisintegration in minutes just place unwanted items in the convenient 25 liter lead shielded container.
* Isotope 486 coffee brewing system & comfort glow nightlight
* Britta "Heavy Water" carafe, spare fuel rods included
* "Three Mile Island" range of instant cooking appliances, including the all new containment dome pasta maker
* In addition we have a large supply of chefs apparel, Lead aprons, Geiger counters, dosimeters, burn cream and wigs.

Please contact one of our agents or the factory directly for availability and quantity discounts.

[ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

Replies:

[> Re: Govt. Notice : New Law - Domestic Nuclear Munitions - 15 Jan 2006 -- Chiang Kai-shek Heavy Industries Ltd., 6/01/06 10:07pm

Chiang Kai-shek Heavy Industries Ltd.
Taiwan

We wish to announce we will no longer be manufacturing the following products.
* Bogs Toliet Cleaner - Nuclear Strength
* Total Destruction, Oven Cleaner - with lemon fragrance
* Fallout Flea Bomb - "One treatment every 200,000 years"
* The Final Solution, Roach Cemetary - a lifetime guara˙


[ Edit | View ]


[ Contact Forum Admin ]

Forum timezone: GMT+0
VF Version: 3.00b, ConfDB:
Before posting please read our privacy policy.
VoyForums(tm) is a Free Service from Voyager Info-Systems.
Copyright © 1998-2019 Voyager Info-Systems. All Rights Reserved.