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Date Posted: 10/01/06 6:48pm
Author: Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry
Subject: New Invention:

New Invention: Edible floor tiles,

I am looking for an investor to further my research on my latest discovery. So far initial tests here at the Happy Pines Sanatorium have proved these to be a popular treat. Napoleon is especially fond of the Italian Marble flavor and says Terrazzo is not bad either.

Other flavors in testing are Linoleum, terra-cotta and slate and as soon as can lay in a supply I am going to try low fat carpet squares on the tasting panel. The Linoleum was a favorite when cut into small squares and made into a sandwich cream with vanilla or mint flavored mastic filling.

Interested investors should send £50 to the address below.


Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry
Happy Pines Sanatorium
Post Lobotomy Ward
Room 3
London
W12 OAE

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[> Re: New Invention: -- Reginald Throppington III, 13/01/06 8:05pm

Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry,

Thank you for selecting Tasty Snack Consulting Group Ltd. to test market your new product. Here are the results of our market research study.

* 10 out of 10 persons surveyed said they would rather eat fiberglass insulation than floor tiles.
* Given a choice of floor tiles from either a hospital or the lavatory at the House of Lords 95% indicated they would prefer hospital tile.
* Per your request, re: wainscoting, none of the respondents had ever eaten or desired to eat wainscoting or window sills.
* Puce or chartreuse
* Kapok is preferred 5:1 over fiberglass in the 51 to 60 age group.
* Unvulcanized rubber is not a substitute for taffy.
* Given the choice of aluminum or corrugated iron for packaging 97% asked why.
* Spaniard’s were more likely to be rude.
* Spigot handles would make a nice surprise in the package.
* 85% of Hungarians have tasted cheese at least once.

As you can see from the results, we at Tasty Snack Consulting Group Ltd. think your on to something. When you are ready to market your product please think of us for packaging design testing.

Sincerely,
Reginald Throppington III
VP Marketing


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