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Date Posted: 18/01/06 2:21pm
Author: Chief Inspector Imalooking Theotherway
Subject: Death Notice: Twoddly Bobshonks

Mr. Twoddly Bobshonks, President of Nuclear Product Marketing & head of Domestic Munitions. Died suddenly this morning of apparent shark bites. The police are not releasing any details but his body was found in Leicester over 50 KM from any known shark habitat. He was found naked and clutching a sack full of chum. Several foreign gentlemen were detained briefly by Scotland Yard but were released when they explained they were sport fishing for swordfish in Liverpool at the time of Mr. Twoddly Bobshonks untimely death. Scotland Yard was a bit baffled by the discovery of bolt cutters equipped with "metal shark jaw like" cutting edges in the vehicle driven by the foreigners, the three persons Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije were released after questioning and explaining the device was a Hungarian "ANTI-SHARK" device

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