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Date Posted: 29/01/06 3:10am
Author: Mr. Mabuto Magootoo
Subject: Hello Friend

Hello Friend,

By way of introduction my name is Mr. Mabuto Magootoo, I am minister of monkey meat for a small impoverished African nation. It has come to our attention that worldwide many people enjoy monkey meat and get it quite often at their local Chinese restaurants. I am looking for a few persons who would like to make much money selling monkey meat locally without all the fuss and bother that import tariffs and Customs officials seizing imports.

So if you and your family would like fresh monkey meat without all the trouble of sneaking into the zoo or raiding the freezer at the Chinese takeout. Contact me at this forum and learn how easy it is to ship "Books" from our country to yours.

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[> Re: Hello Friend -- Anthony Kneebreaker, 29/01/06 7:58am

Yea, Hello Friend,
Look we do not need any competition, we got all the "monkey meat" we need to supply over 2000 pizza places. just so we have no misunderstanding my associates Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd. will be visiting just to let you know how we feel about your offer.

Anthony Kneebreaker

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[> [> Re: Hello Friend -- Slobodon Libframilchajitski, 30/01/06 2:39pm

This monkey meat, is it fresh? if not how stale is it???
Sorry to be brief but i`ve a bus to catch with a very big net!
Yours Sincerely
Slob.

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[> [> [> Re: Hello Friend -- Anthony Kneebreaker, 30/01/06 10:45pm

Our monkey meat is always fresh, we don't just go round killing willy-nilly. All of our "contracts" are made to exacting customer specification. If you say wack em at midnight, that is what we do. While we do occationaly have a slight problem with the order (see Mr Twoddly Bobshonks, elswhere this forum) We strive to make adjustments so these embarising errors will not repeat themselves. I think you will find my associates Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije are very thorough in what they do.

Anthony Kneebreaker
>This monkey meat, is it fresh? if not how stale is
>it???
>Sorry to be brief but i`ve a bus to catch with a very
>big net!
>Yours Sincerely
>Slob.

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