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Date Posted: 12/02/06 7:22am
Author: Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Subject: "UBO alumni and alumnus Caption Competition" website.
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Words can only say so much, a picture is worth a thousand words.
I have been contacted to represent the alumni and alumnus of UBO to perpetuate and palpitate the literary bent of the alumni and alumnus to bring back the "Caption Competition" a long standing tradition, much like hasty pudding but much less tasteful and 30 times the calories.
Our firm has on deposit from an anonymous donor the sum of $3.59 USD, yes that’s right almost four American greenbacks. This generous donation is in trust to start up a "UBO alumni and alumnus Caption Competition" website.
While it is hardly in the tradition of Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall to even consider opening an e-mail for less than 20 shillings per sentence this request has touched our cold hearts like the warm fingers of a heart surgeon just as your nearing the light, and just before the left hand turn to hell.
Our associates Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd, the Hairy Mongolian Political Commentary Sheep, their cousins the Mongolian Reading Sheep, howler monkeys everywhere, and even
Kind and Caring Problem Solvers Ltd. have given their support. If only MFCC could be here to tell his story of how the UBO changed his life, I am sure you would all agree this is a worthwhile venture.
What we need now is support in naming the website, please post your choice here and as soon as I am finished having my soup, I’ll look at them and advise my client of the results. As our anonymous client in presently in a coma this may take some time but for a small fee I am sure we could have him declared insane and out of our way for years.
So vote and vote often for your favorite name for the "UBO alumni and alumnus Caption Competition" website.
Votes not liked by Vladimer, Zvonimir and Pankracije Ltd subject to retaliation.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
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Re: "UBO alumni and alumnus Caption Competition" website. -- Meat Free Chicken Casserole,
13/02/06 10:40am
I'm writing from the top of Mount Neverest. Its bloody cold. My good friend, Twoddly Bobshonks, contacted me by foot pigeon (they walk on snow shoes, too cold to fly) to let me know of the Hon. R.Q. Shlockman's post. I'll be short as this is a modem connection, via a 20km cable to the nearest tibetan monk temple, and then via a satellite - and those monks know how to charge for satellite time.
UBO has changed my life. I used to be your ordinary run of the mill Wall Street billionaire, with nothing to do but jet around the world with my harem of lingerie models and playboy bunnies. I owned a fleet of jets and gave houses to friends at Christmas. Now after several attempts on my life and bizarre business ventures, inspired by UBO, that had no chance of success, I'm stuck up on top of this mountain a mental and financial wreck, with half a dozen wax cylinders.
I whole heartedly support the creation of said web site. Brain cells are a bit sluggish at this temperature but here are a couple that slipped through the cracks -
// reverse psychology
yourenotfunny.com
adultwebsite.com // we'd pull lots of traffic regardless
DepressingCaptions.com
// snobbish aristocrat theme
UpperCrustCaptions.com
ABetterClassOfCaption.com
CaptionsOfRefinement.com
// personification
IWasThere.com
IHeardThemSay.com
HeShouldHaveSaid.com
I have to rush off and milk a Mongolian Reading Sheep - they get so engrossed in their books they forget the time.
MFCC
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Re: "UBO alumni and alumnus Caption Competition" website. -- Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.,
14/02/06 9:25pm
MFCC,
Hope this reaches you, I heard the snowshoe factory in Tibet burned down so I trust your good friend, Twoddly Bobshonks has access to an ICBP (intercontinental balistic penguin) to deliver this news. I have set up the website at <a rel=nofollow target=_blank href="http://www.freewebs.com/captionsofrefinement/index.htm">http://www.freewebs.com/captionsofrefinement/index.htm</a>
Vladimer says hello.
Sincerely,
Hon. Roger Q. Shlockman III Esq.
Shlockman, Sueman, Kneebreaker and Stall
Attorneys at Law
>I'm writing from the top of Mount Neverest. Its bloody
>cold. My good friend, Twoddly Bobshonks, contacted me
>by foot pigeon (they walk on snow shoes, too cold to
>fly) to let me know of the Hon. R.Q. Shlockman's post.
> I'll be short as this is a modem connection, via a
>20km cable to the nearest tibetan monk temple, and
>then via a satellite - and those monks know how to
>charge for satellite time.
>
>UBO has changed my life. I used to be your ordinary
>run of the mill Wall Street billionaire, with nothing
>to do but jet around the world with my harem of
>lingerie models and playboy bunnies. I owned a fleet
>of jets and gave houses to friends at Christmas. Now
>after several attempts on my life and bizarre business
>ventures, inspired by UBO, that had no chance of
>success, I'm stuck up on top of this mountain a mental
>and financial wreck, with half a dozen wax cylinders.
>
>
>I whole heartedly support the creation of said web
>site. Brain cells are a bit sluggish at this
>temperature but here are a couple that slipped through
>the cracks -
>
>// reverse psychology
>yourenotfunny.com
>adultwebsite.com // we'd pull lots of traffic
>regardless
>DepressingCaptions.com
>
>// snobbish aristocrat theme
>UpperCrustCaptions.com
>ABetterClassOfCaption.com
>CaptionsOfRefinement.com
>
>// personification
>IWasThere.com
>IHeardThemSay.com
>HeShouldHaveSaid.com
>
>I have to rush off and milk a Mongolian Reading Sheep
>- they get so engrossed in their books they forget the
>time.
>
>MFCC
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