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Date Posted: 28/03/06 6:24pm
Author: Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry
Subject: Re: Cardboard eating
In reply to:
Pissy Andrews
's message,
"Cardboard eating" on
27/03/06 6:11pm
Pissy,
Might I suggest you try alternatives, here at the institute we have been experimenting with floor tile, the linolium with mint mastic is a resounding favorite. Napoleon is especially fond of the Italian Marble flavor and says Terrazzo is not bad either. Myself I would not want to drive a cardboard car, get much too soggy in the rain, perhaps corrugated plastic could be subistuted.
Well I need to go now and arrange my Lima bean collection, I space each one exactly 2.39 times the width of the previous bean and some bloody fool has moved one. No,I am afraid your the only one with a weird affliction here.
Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry
Happy Pines Sanatorium
Post Lobotomy Ward
Room 3
London
W12 OAE
>I eat cardboard toast for breakfast, cardboard
>suasages for lunch and cardboard curry for supper. Not
>every day mind, on wednesdays I eat cardboard porridge
>for breakfast in place of
>toast. I`d drive a cardboard car if it were an option
>and marry a cardboard geezer if that were feasible
>too. How about you, do you have any weird afflictions?
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Re: Cardboard eating -- Pissy Andrews,
29/03/06 6:36pm
Dr. P
Thank you for the suggestions but I have a certain fetish for cardboard. Do you have cardboard insoles in your shoes or maybe you could steal some from the inmates in your nuthouse?
It all started many years ago when as a child my mother would ply me with orange jublees to keep me quiet whilst she slept the booze off. What was a child doing having a baby anyway is what I ask myself now, still, we`ve all got our pot to piss in so to speak have we not?
Anyway i`m off for a mammoth spliff or two. byeeee!!!:-)
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Re: Cardboard eating -- Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry,
30/03/06 4:45pm
Pissy,
Why of course I have cardboard insoles, or should I say I don't have shoes at all but only cardboard shoe shaped cutouts fastened with rubber bands to my feet. OOOOH RUBBER BANDS, oh god oh no I'm feeling SEXY. Oh no now it's gone! No, NO not my piss pot? Now what will I do till the "keepers" come in the morning. What was that about cardboard you were asking? Now I remember,broomstick,monkeywort,fart! Must go now I need my electoshock.
Dr. Phineas K. Batsinbelfry
>Dr. P
>Thank you for the suggestions but I have a certain
>fetish for cardboard. Do you have cardboard insoles in
>your shoes or maybe you could steal some from the
>inmates in your nuthouse?
>
>It all started many years ago when as a child my
>mother would ply me with orange jublees to keep me
>quiet whilst she slept the booze off. What was a child
>doing having a baby anyway is what I ask myself now,
>still, we`ve all got our pot to piss in so to speak
>have we not?
>
>Anyway i`m off for a mammoth spliff or two.
>byeeee!!!:-)
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