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Date Posted: 4/04/06 3:55am
Author: Dr Betty Swallocks
Subject: Re;Bollocks

I can see you've been busy but so have i ,having rescued several small children and an xxlarge life jacket from lesley ashes lips i went on to liberate 2 speed boats a water tender and 3 bewildered fishermen from jordans clevage and managed to releive the drum like tension in burt renolds face . so there!! i will take a well earned rub down with a wet fish .

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[> Re: Re;Bollocks -- Suzie, 4/04/06 10:33pm

Any particular type of fish? I certainly would not want a jellyfish rubbed on me, nor a carp, salmon perhaps but never a carp. Especialy not one of those poisonous spine'd puffer fish! Oh and does it have to be wet? How bout I just send round a tin of sardines in oil?

Suzie

>I can see you've been busy but so have i ,having
>rescued several small children and an xxlarge life
>jacket from lesley ashes lips i went on to liberate 2
>speed boats a water tender and 3 bewildered fishermen
>from jordans clevage and managed to releive the drum
>like tension in burt renolds face . so there!! i will
>take a well earned rub down with a wet fish .


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