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Date Posted: 16:31:52 10/27/02 Sun
Author: Hambone B. Observin'
Subject: 'Pears Lak

>> How Do? 'Pears Lak dis ol' boad ,bout dry up on de vine. Whersoever is ya'll AT? Ol' Bone reckon Marv done pizened de Pot fambly wif chesmical weapon peppers. Dey ain't sed doodley lately. Marv pizened de Redneck fambly and de n5rdc fambly an' seberal others. He sez "he sorry." Ol' Bone see Lil' Sis up in heah... How do? Sis?? Glad you is still conflunctimating up deah in de frozen norf. Doan let dem feds dig up yo' 'tunias. You might call de tip line an' git 'em to dig up yo' fall turnip patch tho... if yo' story soun's good. Dey done stole dat man's stack ob farwood, an' ain't so much as offer to gib him a heater. Hit been rainin' lak a cow P'ing on a flat rock heah at Bone's estate. So fur, we is up to 'bout 5 inches dis weekend. We is 'fraid our feets is gonna mildew. Ol' Bone eben seen a 'possum up a 'simmon tree wif a parasol. Speakin' ob 'simmon trees, whur is dat rascal Jaybird? Ol' Bob been busy ridin' herd on dat bunch on de "Miami" boad. He been busy at home too. Ol' Cracker must hab got stale or sumpin'... Ain't seen his crumbs in nobody's bed lately. Hope he OK. 'Parently dis place ain't been handy lately. Dey is "shirkers" an' dey is "lurkers"... Somma' you Mfuggers say sumpin'!! Gawd Bless, Bone

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