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Date Posted: 23:31:05 01/29/03 Wed
Author: D 'n me just talkin' and shootin' the shit
Subject: now for yet another amusing installment of:
In reply to: D51 's message, "I meant to type re-install" on 21:15:42 01/29/03 Wed

BengalsMoFo: sup bro
Beelicker: well hell
Beelicker: O
Beelicker: just jackin' off
BengalsMoFo: don't let me stop ya
Beelicker: and what are you doing?
BengalsMoFo: getting mentally prepared for court tomorrow
Beelicker: yeah?
BengalsMoFo: and seeing if I won the lottery
Beelicker: how do you do that?
BengalsMoFo: pray like a motherfucker
Beelicker: the court thing
BengalsMoFo: pray like a motherfucker
Beelicker: HOW DOES THAT GET YOU MENTALLY READY?
Beelicker: oops
BengalsMoFo: it doesn't really
Beelicker: sooo, you're not really getting prepared?
BengalsMoFo: no, just paraying like a motherfucker
BengalsMoFo: praying*
Beelicker: you misspelled partying like a mofo?
Beelicker: this is your first appearance?
BengalsMoFo: yup
Beelicker: "your honor, i plead diminished capacity - i was drunker'n a mother"
Beelicker: a mother against drunk driving, i might add
Beelicker: Robertson county has been in the news here lately
BengalsMoFo: things may go quite well
BengalsMoFo: lawyer told me the cop is being pretty cool about it and the DA as well, even though the DA and the cop haven't spoken about it yet
BengalsMoFo: my lawyer is trying to have it considered a first conviction
Beelicker: they 'renamed' the fairly new lodge at the Blue Licks state park the "(Pete) Worthington Lodge", only the last thing Rep. Worthington ever did was kill a young black mother of two from Lexington while he was drunk driving on US highway 68 (which takes one directly from Lexington to Blue Licks)
Beelicker: and also killt himself in the same head-on collison, of course
BengalsMoFo: they must have a nice var in that lodge then, huh?
Beelicker: that assumes you will be convicted then?
Beelicker: it's a dry county
BengalsMoFo: oh yeah, of course, I ain't getting outta this one, methinks
Beelicker: this girl's relatives have been talking on the news and crying and bitching that this 'honors' drunk driving and is an insult to them and their sister's memory and all drunk driving victims
Beelicker: did you get out of the last one?
BengalsMoFo: nope
BengalsMoFo: kinda like having a rape center named after the Kennedy's?
Beelicker: you better be practicin' your "well, i thought i learned my lesson last time, but i REALLY learned it this time" speech?
BengalsMoFo: I'll let the lawyer talk, that's why I'm paying him
Beelicker: make that "Kennedys" - very easy to remember the rule there: "NEVER use an apostrophe to make the plural of words" lol
BengalsMoFo: fuck you
BengalsMoFo: :-D
Beelicker: just trO:-)rying to help
Beelicker: bastard
Beelicker: :-X
BengalsMoFo: lol
Beelicker: so what else is up??
Beelicker: and how do i "reconfigure" or whatever you said
BengalsMoFo: I don't I'll be saying much tomorrow, except 'yes your honor' or the opposite
BengalsMoFo: still having the problem?
Beelicker: you mean, "yes, your dickheadship"?
Beelicker: yes, now why wouldn't i?
Beelicker: it's been going on since friday
BengalsMoFo: look at the top tool bar and click on Access
Beelicker: it doesn't say "access"
BengalsMoFo: what does it say?
Beelicker: mail, people, services, settings, favorites
BengalsMoFo: settings
BengalsMoFo: is there on in that window (settings) that says preferences?
Beelicker: fyeah, preferences
BengalsMoFo: click on it
Beelicker: then?
Beelicker: i already knew to click on preferences, btw
Beelicker: fonts, text, graphics?
BengalsMoFo: got one that says properties?
Beelicker: and do what?
Beelicker: clear history?
BengalsMoFo: click on properties
Beelicker: that i already got, what do i do after i click there?
BengalsMoFo: click the general tab
Beelicker: (i have to cover up this chat box when i do this, so it doesn't do me any good to go there and just klick)
Beelicker: okay, and then?
BengalsMoFo: in the section called images, make sure the box is checked
Beelicker: if that doesn't work? (let me go look)
Beelicker: the only thing i can do in graphics is enable compression - that's the only thing i can control there (which would be on AOL)
BengalsMoFo: you can't see any pics?
BengalsMoFo: compuserve is owned by aol, so we'd have the same box
Beelicker: that's right, can't see header on the board
Beelicker: non of Gary's pics or can't see babe pictures like the cheerleader competition thing
BengalsMoFo: damn dude, I would have thought that would have worked
BengalsMoFo: I had a hard time with the new header myself but it worked itself out
Beelicker: what would have worked? what you had me looking for wasn't there on my stuff - lol
BengalsMoFo: is your compression enabled or not?
Beelicker: i didn't have any problenm when the header got changed, it just all quit working lst friday
Beelicker: yes
BengalsMoFo: then click off it
Beelicker: i didn't change any of these settings, but i have gone in and chnged my text fonts (which i now can't get to change back - i've tried)
BengalsMoFo: maybe you should re-install AOL
Beelicker: perhaps
BengalsMoFo: I'm outta ideas
Beelicker: although i've signed off and reloaded several times since they quit
Beelicker: i'm up to aol 8.0, maybe i could go back to 7.0 and see if it has the same problem
BengalsMoFo: you might need to uninstall it, then start over
Beelicker: i'll try that sometime, if nothing has happened when i go back
Beelicker: how do you uninstall something?
Beelicker: from control panel?
BengalsMoFo: yup
BengalsMoFo: or just plop the disc back in and it'll replace what you already have
Beelicker: what disc? i've never had an aol disc, lol
BengalsMoFo: downloaded off the web?
Beelicker: i guess i got to make one?
BengalsMoFo: they'll send you one
Beelicker: well, i had the hookup from Ron's in Seattle, then i was spun off and they just keep sending me upgrades automatically
BengalsMoFo: who the hell is Ron?
Beelicker: i have all the old aol programs that i can access in control panel
Beelicker: Tammy's ex
BengalsMoFo: ahhhhhh
Beelicker: Tamy's ex before me being one, i guess i should say, lol
Beelicker: i've told you all this before
BengalsMoFo: I was wondering why you hadn't mentioned her lately
Beelicker: that i was a squatter/guest on his aol account and never paid for my service
Beelicker: well now, i haven't said much about that
Beelicker: they evicted her end of May and her parents came and shovelled all her shit into a van and moved her back to central Illinois
Beelicker: it was all breaking down over there and had been for months, but the kids were 'protecting' her sort of like wild animals or Lord of the Flies or something. it was kinda sick
Beelicker: the kitchen smelled like a slughter house in July, there were a bunch of Nate's 16/17 year old punk gansgta 'friends' that were hanging out there and eating them out of house and home, only Tammy either didn't know or wouldn't/couldn't stand up to them - she was lost in a Xanax haze and had ben for months
BengalsMoFo: damn dude
Beelicker: she got so sick and run down and finally started going into a manic episode when one of them stole a bunch of her Xanax (she just left them in her drawer anyway, they stole her blind all of the time anyway)
Beelicker: i took her to UK Med and tried to get her admitted to Psych and she was going along with it (that was a classic day, lol), but then all of the sudden she got agitated and left before they could, so techinically she wasn't AMA or anything
BengalsMoFo: well, you can only do so much
Beelicker: right, i had pretty much given up and should have pulled out a long time before that, really
Beelicker: it was a relief that they finally came and got her
Beelicker: she's doing a lot better - she went to a 28 day detox first thing after she had been home a few days and got off the Xanax again (she was xonked for 4-5 years once before, before i ever met her or she ever got the psychiatric diagnoses once i got her into the system here)
Beelicker: she called me last night after she had a dream that her Brother was back alive (when he was killed in a car wreck 3 years ago is when the whole spiral really started, and we were just about broken up then when that happened, three Thanksgivings ago you might recall)
BengalsMoFo: I gotta run dude, I need some sleep. I'll give ya the news at 11
Beelicker: she had gone into her twat with tweezers and actually pulled out a strip of her cervix a few months before these very last episodes, thinking that she had lost a tampon in there and was trying to get it out - damned near bled to death in her bed and the bathroom -if her son handn't called the ambulance after she passed out she probably would have
Beelicker: okay, man
Beelicker: bizarre ... and funny when you think about it lol
Beelicker: she calls me up out of the blue (i'm driving the taxi) and asks me what to do in case of losing a tampon, like i know what to do?? lol



... and i also figured out how to change my text fonts all around again, based on your help here at least, D! lol

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