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Date Posted: 01:41:08 05/24/01 Thu
Author: Laardvark27 - The crazy teapot man...beep
Author Host/IP: wwwcache2.hull.ac.uk / 150.237.5.2
Subject: Re: My oh my
In reply to: Sallerina 's message, "Re: My oh my" on 16:18:17 05/23/01 Wed

The fish nipple extravaganza may commence now!! I havent got a clue what Im on about, so I'll just keep typing and see what comes out...The fourteen pieces of chimpanzee which I bought back from my trip to Alpha senturai twelvety were a complete disaster, I was stopped by customs on the way into the country and had to pay an extra twenty seven thousand giraffe toenails, just for the privalage of not having twenty seven thousand giraffe toenails. This proved a small problem considering my tortoise has just finished hibernating after a particularly heavy night on the lettuce. Did you know? I dont! Anyway, the chips were down, so I cheered them up with a merry little tap dance which I named a merry little tap dance. Then on Tuesday disaster struck when I sat down to quickly and my brain fell out, now Ive got fluff in it, it didnt help that the cat decided that it was it's new friend and wouldnt give it me back for four hours. You try chasing a cat round the house when you havent got a brain, I kept bloody falling over the roller skates I leave on the stairs for burglers... Bastards!! Wiffle waffle woffle... Im going to go now and make something to eat, donations should be sent to the usual address...

As you can tell the pressure of exams is really getting to me... Hope Ive cheered someone up & if not u can come round to my house and laugh at all the bloomin hard maths Im meant to know!!

Laard xxx

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Replies:

Re: My oh my god -- aimee, 08:43:27 05/24/01 Thu
- I've fallen in love.... -- Hannah, 09:23:51 05/24/01 Thu
  - Re: That's nothing -- Laardvark27, 12:59:31 05/24/01 Thu
    - Here we go..... -- Laardvark27, 09:37:57 05/29/01 Tue
      - Re: Here we go..... -- Hannah, 13:58:16 05/29/01 Tue
        NEVER underestimate the evilness of emus. -- aimee, 15:47:38 05/30/01 Wed
        Re: NEVER underestimate the evilness of emus. -- Laardvark27, 02:08:56 05/31/01 Thu
        Re: NEVER underestimate the evilness of emus. -- Kevin., 08:22:38 05/31/01 Thu
        The tragic story of the girl who had a finger that looked like a carrot -- Aimee, 11:26:28 05/31/01 Thu
        Re: The finger story of the fish finger who had a finger that looked like a fingery finger finger -- Laardvark27, 14:02:25 05/31/01 Thu
        Re: The finger story of the fish monger who had a scar that looked like an emu -- aimee, 15:14:08 05/31/01 Thu
        Re: The finger story of the fish monger who had a scar that looked like an emu -- Sallerina, 13:00:57 06/01/01 Fri
        I'm King of the world -- aimee, 16:18:53 06/01/01 Fri
        Re: I'm King of the world -- Deprived, 01:55:36 06/02/01 Sat
        Prawn monkey fish nipples -- Laardvark27, 06:44:08 06/02/01 Sat
        Re: Prawn monkey fish nipples -- aimee, 06:46:11 06/02/01 Sat
        Re: Prawn monkey fish nipples -- Deprived Hannah, 09:25:53 06/02/01 Sat
        Re: Prawn monkey fish nipples -- aimee, 16:29:20 06/02/01 Sat
        Re: Prawn monkey fish nipples -- Laardvark27, 02:14:06 06/03/01 Sun
        Raw liver spoon bib mmm blood -- Hannah, 07:24:02 06/03/01 Sun
        Another stupidly long thread.... -- Sallerina, 15:05:54 06/03/01 Sun
        Re: Another stupidly long thread.... -- Laardvark27, 02:27:34 06/04/01 Mon
        Re: Another stupidly long thread.... -- aimee, 04:07:42 06/04/01 Mon
        Re: Another stupidly long thread.... -- Laardvark27, 06:14:18 06/04/01 Mon
        Re: Another stupidly long thread.... -- aimee, 15:29:02 06/04/01 Mon
        I see.... -- Sallerina, 15:46:00 06/04/01 Mon
        Re: Another stupidly long thread.... -- Laardvark27, 01:42:07 06/05/01 Tue

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