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Subject: Buck wunders


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BIG BUCK
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Date Posted: 14:22:52 11/25/01 Sun

Buck wunders

Post Date: 11/4/2001 11:53:41 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK
Slogan: Have fun with this

For those of you that know me, you know that my sense of humor is just a little odd, and for those of you that don't know me, OH MAN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING!!!

I thought that i would start this one, just in case anyone else was as curious as I am, to ask some of lifes BIG questions, OR in the case someone has the answer, get them answered. SO here we go.

I wunder where the white goes when the snow melts.


Post Date: 11/4/2001 11:58:13 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK NEKKED

I wunder how one goes about getting a job as Quality Assurance in a Nevada brothel


Post Date: 11/4/2001 12:00:56 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE

I was just wondering the same thing buck,,,, ,,,,kinda like where does the blue go when you take water out of the ocean ?


Post Date: 11/4/2001 12:05:29 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK NEKKED

LMAO! THAT'S IT!!

If a train leaves Chicago @ 7:00am traveling at 73 mph and another leaves Dallas @ 9:00 traveling at 64 mph, I wunder if anybody on board really gives a hang if the soup de jour IS meatball




Post Date: 11/4/2001 12:06:21 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: silky blonde lady
Slogan: live, laugh, love fully...ponderin

OMG, and I was just wunderin where does the light go when the bulb burns out?

WB Bucky *S*


Post Date: 11/4/2001 12:10:03 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK NEKKED

//lips hey babe *waving* tehe



Post Date: 11/4/2001 12:16:32 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE

Why do they call it a roach clip?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Because Pot holder was already taken


Post Date: 11/4/2001 12:20:16 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK NEKKED

ROFLMFAO and where did they come up with BONG,


Post Date: 11/4/2001 12:28:18 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE

Right here on Bong Island Buddy,,,,,,


Post Date: 11/4/2001 3:38:36 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Baby Blue eyes (f)
Slogan: ....LMAO....

Hmmmm perplexing thought...how does one do that????????? Laugh your ASS off????


Post Date: 11/4/2001 7:07:13 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy

Hey....pass over whatever YOU guys are doin'....I WANT SOME!!!!!


Post Date: 11/5/2001 7:16:39 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK

sssssssssss...here


Post Date: 11/6/2001 8:38:35 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK

Do women know how GOOD they look at the moment they start to orgasm?


Post Date: 11/6/2001 8:58:12 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE

I know women know how good "I" look when I orgasm (LMAO)


Post Date: 11/6/2001 11:39:03 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy

Do men have any clue how sexy they are when they murmur during sex and their voice "breaks"??? mmmmmm....baby!


Post Date: 11/7/2001 10:15:11 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK

who in the HELL decided to call it a "blow" job. lmao

I also wonder if the first guy to "eat" pussy didn't get the shit slapped out of him.


Post Date: 11/7/2001 1:06:15 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy

Where the heck WERE you last night, Buckers??? I told EVERYONE you were coming....then you stood me up! *frowny*


Post Date: 11/7/2001 2:27:24 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK

//lips sorry doll i was TIRED last night, will try tonite


Post Date: 11/7/2001 3:27:49 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK

why do they call it toe jam...it doesn't taste anything like jam.


Post Date: 11/8/2001 11:04:47 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy

ugh


Post Date: 11/8/2001 4:14:58 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE

OH GOD ,,,,THAT IS SO BAD ,,, BUCK THATS SO NASTY


Post Date: 11/8/2001 4:26:57 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: passion
Slogan: Once a friend always a friend

lmao


Post Date: 11/8/2001 4:38:59 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE

Ever notice that someone driving Slower than you is a Asshole,,,,,,and someone driving Faster than you is a Maniac ????


Post Date: 11/8/2001 10:32:10 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK

i know it's nasty...that's why i wundered 'bout it

and PSD...ur right on the money

what is it that dogs dream about


Post Date: 11/9/2001 9:26:30 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: DogLeg

other dogs

catching EVERY rabbit

NOT drooling

crotches

more dogs




and I recently saw a commercial in which cool looking people were standing on rocks overlooking the Atlantic, saying "I'm every man...and I'm every woman...who ever suffered from acid reflux."

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????


Post Date: 11/9/2001 10:09:17 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK

LMFAO DOG LEG...FUUUUNNNY!

Y cant i spel lik i wanna?


Post Date: 11/9/2001 10:27:45 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK

If men had boobs, and I mean "nice racks"...I wonder if we would ever get out of bed.


Post Date: 11/9/2001 11:03:43 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy

*LMAO* You guys are sensitive AND funny....and I must say that I am mightily impressed here.


Post Date: 11/9/2001 3:02:06 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: LegWondering

And where does "sensitive" go when a woman is screaming "HARDER!!! HARDER!!!"??????


Post Date: 11/11/2001 6:17:15 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: shay

potsmokindude george carlin said that years ago.


Post Date: 11/15/2001 6:19:23 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK

where have all the good times gone...just wondering


Post Date: 11/15/2001 7:51:59 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: POTSMOKINDUDE

Wish I had boobs I'd be messin with them all the time,,,,,


Post Date: 11/20/2001 11:08:18 AM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Leggy

I wunder....where BUCKERS is????


Post Date: 11/20/2001 9:24:39 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: Queen_of_Hearts
Slogan: Theres always room for Jiz-lo

I wonder...Did the first woman to give head spit, swallow or throw up?


Post Date: 11/23/2001 12:57:34 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK
Slogan: BUCKS BEEN A LIL BUSY

right here doll

I wonder why, now that I am in mid-life, why I stared growing hair in places i don't need hair.


Post Date: 11/23/2001 1:18:03 PM (Eastern USA) Edit
Author: BIG BUCK

I wonder why what I used to do all night long, now takes me all night long to do.

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