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Date Posted: 16:13:32 08/17/02 Sat
Author: Anonymous
Subject: LOL LOL LOL

HI, this is T and M here. -- Anonymous, 20:13:10 08/16/02 Fri

WE ARE SUCH ASSHOLES AND SO PROUD OF IT. WE DON'T WANT D AND R TO BE IN PAGEANTS. THEY ARE A THORN IN OUR BUTT AND CAUSE US GRIEF. WE WANT TO MAKE ALL THE MONEY FROM PAGEANTS AND DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO HAVE ANY. WE LOVE TO BASH KIDS OWNED BY SOMEONE WHO DON'T USE US OR FOUND OUT HOW TWO FACED WE ARE AND TOLD SOMEONE. GEE, WE NEED MONEY TO PAY OUR BIG BILLS AND WE WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING TO GET YOUR BUSINESS. WHEN WE ARE THROUGH WITH YOU, WE WILL CALL YOUR KID UGLY AND TRASH YOU ALL OVER THE PLACE. AREN'T WE THE CATS MEOW......

P.S. My kid better win every pageant we enter her in or the director will be in trouble with us.

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This is last straw, you peole don't know us at all. -- Anonymous, 18:05:05 08/15/02 Thu

I am rhonnetta rXCHAXXS

I HAVE TOTALLY HAD IT. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. YES WE ARE POOR AND EVERYHTING WE USED TO OWN HAS BEEN REPOSSSED. WE SHOULDN'T HAVE INVESTED ALL OUR MONEY INTO PAGEANTS KNOWING THAT WE COULDN'T WIN. WE EVEN TRIED PAYING OFF THE JUDGES BUT THAT DIDN'T WORK. MOST DIRECTORS KNOW ABOUT US AND TURN US DOWN AT THE DOOR. WE COULDVE WON A FEW TIMES BUT THE DIRECTORS MADE SURE THE JUDGES DIDN'T EXCEPT OUR BRIBES AND SO NOW WE JUST BEAT UP COACHES. OLD ONES, LITTLE ONES DEOSN'T MATTER. AND IF ANY KID FROM NOW ON BEATS US WE WILL TAKE THEM OUT TOO.
YES I HAVE TO ADMIT, WE DO DUMPESTER DIVE FOR OUR FOOD AND CLOTHES. YOU WOULD NEVER BELIEVE THAT WE FOUND USED PAGEANT CLOTHES IN THE TRASH. THE GOODWILL FOUNDATION HAS BEEN OUR ONLY HOPE IN FINDING PAGEANT OUTFITS. THEY GIVE US ALL WE NEED IN EXCHANGE FOR WORKING THERE. ME AND MY HUSBAND ARE OUT OF WORK BECAUSE NOBODY WILL HIRE US BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY EDUCATION, AND SINCE THE ONLY JOB I HAVE HAD WAS AT A FREAKY LITTLE STRIP CLUB THAT JUST LOVED MY ROUND BODY AND CELLULITE. IT DIDN'T MATTER TO ME CAUSE I WAS GETTIN PAID GOOD. BUT THAT'S OVER NOW. THE OWNER SAID HE COULDN'T TAK ETHE SMELL ANYMORE AND THE CUSTOMERS WERE COMPLAINING OF SORE EYES.SO NOW WE COMPETE OUR CHILD IN PAGEANTS IN HOPES THAT SHE CAN PAY OUR BILLS. MY CAR IS SOOOO OLD AND BROKEN DOWN THAT IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO DRIVE THAT OLD PINTO. WE HAD TO TRADE FOR IT LAST MONTH AND GOT RID OF OUR BELOVED 81 ESCORT WAGON. WE LOVED THAT CAR. AND OUR TRAILOR IS EAT UP WITH ROACHES BUT WE CAN;T AFFORD BUG SPRAYY. CRACKERS AND COOL-AID HAVE BEEN THE STAPLE OF OUR DIETS NOW THAT WE HAVE TO PUT ALL OUR MONEY INTO COACHES THAT DON'T REALLY CARE US.ME AND MY HUSBAND HAVE LOST WEIGHT. GOD KNOWS WE NEEDED IT. I ONLY WEIGH 325 NOW. THATS PRETTY GOOD SINCE I USED TO WEIGH IN AT A WHOPPING 450. THANK GOODNESS FOR THE KIND HEARTS AT THE HEALTH DEPARTMENT FOR TELLING US WE COULD USE THEIR SHOWER STALLS TO BATHE. BELIEVE ME THE SMELL WAS OVERCOMING BUT WHAT CAN YOU DO IF YOU DON'T HAVE RUNNING WATER IN YOUR TRAILOR. I JUST COULDN'T BRING MYSELF TO USE THOSE MUDHOLES IN MY YARD ANYMORE. MY CHILD LOVED TO PLAY IN THE MUD. OUR LAST H/M DUDE TOLD US THAT MUD WAS GOOD FOR THE COMPLEXTION, SO WE WOLLOWED WITH PRIDE. SOME PAGEANT FOLKS CALL US WHITE TRASH BEHIND OUR BACKS, IT HURTS BUT WE HAVE TO KEEP DOING PAGEANTS SO WE'LL BE POPULAR. THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE US I SWEAR WE TRY NOT TO HAVE THAT DUMPSTER SMELL, BUT AT LEAST WE'LL HAVE NEW CLOTHES STRAIT OUTTA THE TRASH.
I WISH WE COULD BE POPULAR LIKE ALL YOU PAGEANT PEOPLE, BUT BECASUE WE HAVE NO MONEY NOW AND CAN'T BUY TITLES ITS HARD TO GET AHEAD. WE WILL BE AT NORTHERN BELLE THIS WEEKEND TO TRY TO GET SOME MONEY TO BUYS SOME DESIGNER CLOTHES FROM THE DOLLAR GENERAL SO WISH US LUCK. WE LUCKED OUT AND MADE ENOUGH MONEY TO GO TO NORTHEN BELLE. DATELINE FROM NBC DONE AN EPISODE ABOUT US CALLED, STOOPING TO THE LAST LEVEL TO WIN. THEY PAID OUR ENTRY FEE AND MOTEL BILL. THOSE GENEROUS FOLKS. MAYBE WE'LL GET POPULAR FROM THAT.ANYWAY, BEFORE YOU LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSE AT US WHATEVER THE REASON, THE SMELL ,OUR BLACK OR MISSING TEETH, THE FACT OUR CAR DOESN'T HAVE WINDOWS OR EXHAUST SYSTEM ORWHATEVER THE REASON. JUST REMEMBER WE WILL BE POPULR. MY HUSBAND HAS ALWAYS DREAMS OF SELLING BAIT DOWN BY THE RIVER. I HAVE ALWAYS DREAMED OF TAKING THAT VACATION TO THE ZOO. IT COSTS SO MUCH YOU KNOW.IF WE DON'T WIN AT NORTHERN BELLE THIS WEEKEND SOMEBODY'S ASS IS GONNA GET SHOVED I PROMISE YOU THAT.

PLEASE BE NICE TO US AS WE ARE JUST BEGINNERS IN THESE HERE PAGEANTS. PLEASE JUDGES LOOK OVER OUR KIDS CLOTHES AS THEY ARE NOT THE BEST BUT WE DOING WHAT WE CAN. AND WE WILL DO ALL WE CAN TO COVER THE ROACH BITES ON HER LEGS. NOT TO MENTION TO OUR H/M MAN, PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE MAINGE THING I WAS TELLING YOU ABOUT. WE DONT WANT ANYONE TO KNOW.

Here you go!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

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