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Subject: Welcome everyone :-D and a repost of "It's Absurd"

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Sanlin
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Date Posted: 18:05:34 12/01/01 Sat

Hi all! :-D Welcome to the Classic LFN Fanfic Board. :-D This Board sprang up, on request, as many folks kept telling us they'd like a place to read (if they joined the fandom later on or missed them the first time :-D) or reread and have the chance to comment on some of their favorite LFN stories and poems. I don't know if *mine* qualify, LOL, but *someone* has to get the ball rolling, here, and I guess my NC-17 festival of naughtiness, "It's Absurd," will do as well as anything. ;-D Now, it *is* chockful of adult scenes and situations, so please don't read it if you shouldn't. Characters and selected scenes and dialogue are the property of their respective owners and are used, herein, without permission. No copyright infringement is intended.

Welcome, again, everyone. :-D Post, play, read, have fun--this Board is here to give all of us a second chance to enjoy the work of some very talented and dedicated authors in the LFN fandom. Enjoy! :-D

Hugs,
Sanlin--along with Cathy (Kitkat) and Cynaera, who have graciously agreed to help moderate this Board, I will be helping to keep this place up and running (fingers crossed, knock on my wooden head ;-P).

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So glad you're reposting this one! It's so different. & funny!. Thanks. (NT) signme 10:16:21 12/02/01 Sun

Thanks, signme. :-D {{{signme}}} It *is* a strange tale, but it has its fun bits, for sure. *g* ;-P (NT) -- Sanlin, 19:01:05 12/02/01 Sun

Chapter 2: Mikey Wants A Cookie Sanlin 09:14:27 12/03/01 Mon

{{{{{Sanlin}}}}}I love this entire scene with Birkoff, esp the last line about the bell!!!!! Too funny! (NT) -- Kitkat <@^@>, 22:57:46 12/05/01 Wed

{{{{{{Kitkat}}}}}}} (r) -- Sanlin, 04:07:59 12/06/01 Thu

Chapter 3: Tiger Briefs Sanlin 09:33:16 12/04/01 Tue

Love theTiger Briefs and the Walter descriptions!!! *wink, wink* (NT) -- Kitkat <@^@>, 13:37:10 12/06/01 Thu

Just trying to help 'fill out' ;-P some of the home life the series never provided us with for certain characters. *g* ;-P {{{{{Kitkat}}}}} (NT) -- Sanlin, 17:00:22 12/06/01 Thu

Chapter 4: Back At The Ranch� (Rated �R� for suggestive, adult situations) Sanlin 09:44:20 12/05/01 Wed

Oh, my - I'd forgotten about THIS! San - what a lovely, decadent imagination you have! (r) -- Cynaera, 11:49:48 12/05/01 Wed

LOL Zute says you're naughty hon--'her kind of gal' as she puts it. *wg* *hee hee hee* (naughtiness in reply ;-P) (r) -- Sanlin, 16:54:33 12/05/01 Wed

Zute say's I'M naughty? ROTFLOL! (r) -- Cynaera, 06:54:27 12/06/01 Thu

Zute *still* thinks you're naughty, hon. LOL *g* (more naughtiness in reply) (r) -- Sanlin, 08:31:08 12/06/01 Thu

Slap the cuffs on! Slap them on, now!!! *EG* Oreo cookies will never be the same!!! (NT) -- Kit,kat <@^@>, 16:04:53 12/06/01 Thu

Ah, yes, Oreos--I always thought those things were wasted on Birkoff. Smooth, creamy, spreadable, and lickable--More Michael's area, n'est pas? ;-P LOL *g* As for cuffs... (r) -- Sanlin, 17:04:40 12/06/01 Thu

ROFLMAO - But nevertheless, I'm still getting calls for more, complete with (r) -- Kitkat <@^@>, 19:27:25 12/08/01 Sat

When it comes to Michael... ;-P (r) -- Sanlin, 20:33:41 12/08/01 Sat

Chapter 5: Set-Up Sanlin 04:10:43 12/06/01 Thu

What a wonderfully inventive mind that Michael has. *wink, wink* (NT) -- Kitkat <@^@>, 16:11:31 12/06/01 Thu

Doesn't he, though? ;-P Well, he always could profile a mission to absolute perfection. *g* ;-P (NT) -- Sanlin, 17:05:59 12/06/01 Thu

Chapter 6: Leave Your Rucksack On (NC-17) (Zute made me post another chapter. *g* "Get to the *good* stuff," she told me. ;-D LOL) Sanlin 04:15:02 12/06/01 Thu

gasp....gasp.... must breathe... That was luscious, Sanlin (and Zute, you naughty muse!) Something tells me...(r) -- Cynaera, 07:03:06 12/06/01 Thu

Something tells *me...* (r) -- Sanlin, 08:42:44 12/06/01 Thu

Woo Hoo!!! Hot, hot, hot!!! That was definitely worth the setup!!! *g* (NT) -- Kitkat <@^@>, 16:19:14 12/06/01 Thu

Glad you think so, hon. *wink* {{{{{{{Kitkat}}}}}}}}} There's still lots more to... a-hem *cough, cough*... come. ;-P *vwg* (NT) -- Sanlin, 17:08:15 12/06/01 Thu

Chapter 7: Hot On The Trail� Sanlin 07:08:32 12/07/01 Fri

Willy Wonka stand aside. We have a new adventure for the finder of the gold wrapper!!!!! What fun!!! *g* (NT) -- Kitkat <@^@>, 19:33:12 12/08/01 Sat

Zute says: "Ummmm... You... (naughtiness in reply) (r) -- Zute and Sanlin, 20:49:03 12/08/01 Sat

Chapter 8: Just Desserts (NC-17) Sanlin 07:10:25 12/07/01 Fri

That was delicious on more than one level. LOLOL *wink* :D (NT) -- Kitkat <@^@>, 19:41:05 12/08/01 Sat

There are elements of this story, my dear, that are positively... (r) -- Sanlin, 20:54:58 12/08/01 Sat

Chapter 9: Sex And Chocolate (NC-17) (Zute says: "My two favorite things--together at last." *wg* *hee hee hee* ;-P) Zute and Sanlin 09:00:06 12/08/01 Sat

*veg* Why does this chapter make me so hungry??? ;-))) The practical side of me... (r) -- Cynaera, 10:37:10 12/08/01 Sat

No worries, hon... (r) -- Sanlin, 18:17:03 12/08/01 Sat

Well, I had assumed that *everything* in this story was possible... -- JayBee, 18:35:50 12/08/01 Sat

Of course, JayBee! Research is essential! I feel absolutely sure that she would have tried out the tub scene, anyway!!! (r) -- Kitkat <@^@>, 19:55:30 12/08/01 Sat

Zute is the head of the CRD (Chocolate Research Department.) ;-P The only thing I'll admit to is using highly trained, *professional* stunt characters. *wg* ;-P As for *personal* research... @@ (Blank stare.) ;-P *wg* (NT) -- Sanlin, 20:25:03 12/08/01 Sat

Zute: *hee hee hee* @@ (Blank stare.) Sanlin: (*pauses, dreamily, for a 'Mikey moment'*) @@ (Blank stare.) *g* {{{{{{{JB}}}}}}} (NT) -- Zute and Sanlin, 20:59:07 12/08/01 Sat

Chapter 10: Clean Up (NC-17) (Zute says: "Ahhh, Mikey. Definitely 'better when wet' *and* primal..." *hee hee hee* ;-P) Zute and Sanlin 13:23:15 12/09/01 Sun

Oh, my. I think the best way to sum this up... -- JayBee, 13:37:08 12/09/01 Sun

Down girl! LOL *g* >^@@^< LOL {{{{{{{{{JB}}}}}}}}} (r) -- Sanlin, 23:20:04 12/09/01 Sun

HOT, HOT, HOT!!! Ah Chee Wa Wa!!! A *scorching* tale of love and passion. (r) -- Kitkat <@^@>, 16:53:19 12/09/01 Sun

<@^@> - you are so wicked! And San - (r) -- Cynaera, 18:11:23 12/09/01 Sun

Well, Cyn, you know... (r) -- Sanlin, 00:00:58 12/10/01 Mon

LOL *I'm* wicked? *Suuuuure* LOL *g* ;-P {{{{{{{{Kitkat}}}}}}} (r) -- Sanlin, 23:30:46 12/09/01 Sun

Chapter 11: In The Arms Of The Angels (This story is a 'songfic' and this chapter contains one of my favorite tunes. :-D) Sanlin 09:44:13 12/10/01 Mon

Tis is such a beautiful and tender scene. I love the songs and the French (r) -- Kitkat <@^@>, 18:27:29 12/13/01 Thu

Well, if you've ever seen the movie... (r) -- Sanlin, 00:32:14 12/14/01 Fri

Chapter 12: Sneak Attack (NC-17) (Zute quips: "You know what they say about *payback.*" *hee hee hee* ;-P) Zute and Sanlin 09:49:17 12/10/01 Mon

So Mikey's 'obedient', huh? -- JayBee, 12:53:08 12/10/01 Mon

No secret... (r) -- Sanlin, 13:19:45 12/10/01 Mon

Ah, so *that's* the problem! (r) -- JayBee, 14:28:17 12/10/01 Mon

That's the spirit, hon! :-D (r) -- Sanlin, 14:45:52 12/10/01 Mon

Torture me, torture me!!! Michael!!! So, that is how those agents (r) -- Kitkat <@^@>, 19:18:41 12/16/01 Sun

Kitkat, sweetie... (r) -- Sanlin, 10:10:40 12/17/01 Mon

ROFLOL {{{{{{{{ Sanlin }}}}}}}}} If I knew that Michael would be (r) -- Kitkat <@^@>, 13:54:02 12/17/01 Mon

Chapter 13: By Dawn�s Early Light (Ahhh, Mikey--pure poetry. :-D) Sanlin 23:38:46 12/10/01 Mon

Chapter 14: Playing Possum Sanlin 23:41:06 12/10/01 Mon

Chapter 15: Dark Desires (NC-17) (What a place to leave you--I know. *wg* *hee hee hee* ;-P) Sanlin 23:44:22 12/10/01 Mon

argghhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Deb, 18:57:29 12/11/01 Tue

LOL Deb *g* (r) -- Sanlin, 23:56:18 12/11/01 Tue

Well, I think it's "his right, his birthright and destiny" to -- JayBee, 21:41:34 12/11/01 Tue

That she does, hon. *g* {{{{{{{{{JB}}}}}}}}}}} (r) -- Sanlin, 00:00:48 12/12/01 Wed

Chapter 16: Leader Of The Pack (NC-17 Additional warning for language and roughness.) (I've been told that, for *some* reason, this is a popular chapter. Can't see it, myself. *wg* ;-P *g*) Sanlin and Zute 00:07:06 12/12/01 Wed

Well, for once I'm nearly speechless. (Note to self: buy French doors.) (NT) -- JayBee, 10:14:43 12/12/01 Wed

LOL {{{{{{{{{JB}}}}}}}}}} *g* ;-P//I'm going to have to be *fairly...* (r) -- Sanlin, 23:54:07 12/12/01 Wed

Chapter 17: �Mirror, Mirror� Sanlin 23:57:57 12/12/01 Wed

Chapter 18: �Curiouser and Curiouser� Sanlin 00:03:30 12/13/01 Thu

In reply is the very well known song that this point in the story always makes me think of... ;-D (r) -- Sanlin, 00:07:28 12/13/01 Thu

Chapter 19: Through the Looking Glass (And, voila! C'est fini. :-D As Jim Morrison wrote: "This is the end, my friend." ;-P) Sanlin 00:13:32 12/13/01 Thu

Well, call me evil and twisted, but... -- JayBee, 14:47:54 12/13/01 Thu

LOL *g* {{{{{{{JB}}}}}}}}} (r) -- Sanlin, 00:36:44 12/14/01 Fri

Horrors! You mean -- JayBee, 14:50:25 12/14/01 Fri

Well, if the Dark side of the Force wasn't attractive, it'd never get any recruits, now, would it? *Mua ha ha ha ha* *eg* ;-P {{{{{{JB}}}}}} But, no, Zute's not evil--just bad, wicked, and naughty. *g* I, however, as a Gemini *am* 'my own evil twin.' *wink* *g* (NT) -- Sanlin, 16:52:38 12/14/01 Fri

Brava!!!!! (r) Deb 17:07:34 12/14/01 Fri

Thanks for reading, hon. {{{{{{{{Deb}}}}}}}}} :-D Glad you enjoyed this little comic romp. :-D What's next? Well... (r) -- Sanlin, 10:51:35 12/15/01 Sat