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Subject: Fat Chicks With Fat Fingers Author: WN [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 08:53:02 01/03/02 Thu In reply to: WN 's message, "Fat Chicks In Party Hats" on 08:39:28 01/03/02 Thu "Their fingers are too fat. When they try to type out the URL they get something like: htrtp:.//wkigttjyhbzanmtfer.vco,m" Now, this guy is funny!!! [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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[> [> [> Subject: Society ruled by the lazy? Author: DaKing [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 08:55:04 01/03/02 Thu >http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/ Waifs are one thing, but if fat women start promoting big women as the norm, I am going to get militant. A little meat on anyone is okay, but fat should NEVER be in. What a lazy bunch of whiney a$$ed b1tches!!! So what, playboy foldout will have to be turned sideways to appreciate?? Women love a hard body as much as men love a hard body don't they? Grrrrrrrrrrr

[> [> [> [> Subject: You guys are killing me. Author: S [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 10:06:11 01/03/02 Thu Try thinking of fat chick as a state of mind instead of a state of body. Well, okay, I can't really do it either, but I'd like to pretend that's what I meant. Things you'll never hear a fat chick say-- --Hey, look at that sexy beer gut. --Did you catch the third chin on that stud? --He's so skinny, and he likes me on top. What I really meant to say is.... When did feminism become a critic of nubilism? We burned the bras only to bitch about the baring of bouncy tits? What kind of sense does that make?

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Beauty Is Only Skin Deep... Author: WN [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 10:14:37 01/03/02 Thu Ugly be TO THE BONE!! I have long ago dropped the concept of exterior beauty as being preferential. If I can't touch your heart and you can't touch mine, you be da ugly :) When people ask me if I'm a tit or ass man, I say "the brain." For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed but my soul. Something in your words captured my soul & every night you are in my dreams

[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Re: Beauty Is Only Skin Deep... Author: S [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 11:19:55 01/03/02 Thu >Ugly be TO THE BONE!! > >I have long ago dropped the concept of exterior beauty >as being preferential. If I can't touch your heart >and you can't touch mine, you be da ugly :) Just to show that I practice equal opportunity ridicule, I see physical perfection as a major character flaw. Anyone who spends that much time on the body is seriously neglecting important things like debauchery. Or as my friend Randy told me once when we were sitting in lawn chairs at a trail head in the Canyonlands, "Those damn granola crunchers scare me. They're just climbing rocks. They aren't even looking at the goddamn beauty of that mother of a whole in the ground." (This sentence is best read as it was said--between gulps of Fosters. And no offence, Kev. When you get off the rocks, Randy and I will be happy to share the beer.) > >When people ask me if I'm a tit or ass man, I say "the >brain." > Skinny chicks come without tits and ass. Fat chicks come with tits and ass that are difficult to distinguish from one another. Either without a brain is just damn scary. Best to go with someone who practices bodily moderation (not necessarily the same as physical moderation). And a really warped brain is just gravy. >For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my >heart. It was not my lips you kissed but my soul. >Something in your words captured my soul & every night >you are in my dreams I like a man who talks like that. Makes me all fuzzy and tingly. Now what's a girl to do 'bout that? :)

[> [> [> [> Subject: Strong Body, Strong Mind Author: Milk Man [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 12:11:54 01/03/02 Thu Strong libido too I hope. S, got the web cam going you cutie?? Oops, hormones took over for a few...must be the darned Fosters.

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: Milk Man, have you ever.... Author: S [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 14:00:21 01/03/02 Thu >Strong libido too I hope. S, got the web cam going >you cutie?? Oops, hormones took over for a >few...must be the darned Fosters. Have you read Tim O'Brien's Tomcat in Love? Laughed my ass off through the whole book.

[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: I'll give it a read Author: always open for humor and... [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 14:39:16 01/03/02 Thu >>Strong libido too I hope. S, got the web cam going >>you cutie?? Oops, hormones took over for a >>few...must be the darned Fosters. > >Have you read Tim O'Brien's Tomcat in Love? Laughed my >ass off through the whole book.

[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: Sick! Author: Milk Man [ Edit | View ] Date Posted: 15:07:50 01/03/02 Thu That was fairly humorous. I read some quick pieces (after the initial stalking and when he went to lingerie store and talked to "spike" Hmmmm, revenge heh??? Uh, can I borrow your handcuffs? Any other nice toys?