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Date Posted: 11:07:17 04/24/00 Mon
Author: Frankie Norton
Subject: my first prophet

my first prophet is named Mr Fizzywig. He lives in my shoe. Sometimes he hides in my fanny! He has a fur loin cloth and a mullet. He is all powerful and knowing. He rides around on a moped. Sometimes he likes to squish my balls in a vice while i am sleeping...garsh it hurts! I say "ouchamagoucha!" when my balls pop from the pressure mr. fizzwig applies to them. I know, despite all the pain and suffering i endure...Mr fizzywig is a true savior and will hang on a cross for my unending suffering. Stop slapping my scrotum mr. fizzywig!

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