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Date Posted: 18:38:00 04/30/00 Sun
Author: Dave Knapp
Subject: Re: my first prophet
In reply to: Frankie Norton 's message, "my first prophet" on 11:07:17 04/24/00 Mon

> my first prophet is named Mr Fizzywig. He lives in my
> shoe. Sometimes he hides in my fanny! He has a fur
> loin cloth and a mullet. He is all powerful and
> knowing. He rides around on a moped. Sometimes he
> likes to squish my balls in a vice while i am
> sleeping...garsh it hurts! I say "ouchamagoucha!" when
> my balls pop from the pressure mr. fizzwig applies to
> them. I know, despite all the pain and suffering i
> endure...Mr fizzywig is a true savior and will hang on
> a cross for my unending suffering. Stop slapping my
> scrotum mr. fizzywig!

Frankie:

Reminds me of an episode on the TV show, WKRP in Cincinnati, when one of the DJs, Johnny Fever, said that he'd had a vision of God. "What did God want you to do?" the adertising manager wanted to know, "Run around naked in the airport?

"Naw," Johnny said, "I only did that when I was drunk. But this was really different. God wanted me to do something special."

"What?"

"No, you'll just laugh."

"I won't. I promise."

In hushed tones, Johnny said, "God wants me...

...wants me...

...to become a golf pro."

Dave

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