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Date Posted: 15:10:50 03/02/03 Sun
Author: Springheel Jack
Subject: who the hell are you?

{At a Pheonix Promotion House Show, a fog pours into the arena. It covers the entryway and the ramp, and swirls around the ring. “Sweet Dreams” hits over the PA, and a shape can be seen behind the mist at the top of the ramp. The crowd boos as the fog parts and Springheel Jack appears! He walks down to the ring, the fog swirling around him as he does. He stands in the middle of the ring and raises his hands to the ceiling, and fog shoots out of his hands. He takes a mic from inside his jacket and begins to speak.}

Springheel Jack: When I came to The Pheonix Promotion a month ago, I had one goal in mind. That was to become the most Glorious International Title Champion this federation has ever seen!

{Crowd boos}

Springheel Jack: But the boys in the back didn’t think I was worthy of a blasted title shot, and so I sat in the locker room, night in, night out, waiting for my chance to prove to everyone that I am the most Glorious wrestler in the Pheonix Promotion today! Finally, at Disturbance, I got my chance. Vic Vegas foolishly granted me a title shot. He thought he could stomp all over me, but he was wrong. In this very ring I destroyed the International Champion. I took him from corner to corner, teaching him what it truly means to be a champion. And just as the title was mine to be won, Mike Mandrake runs in and costs me the match! Vic Vegas, don’t think for a second that I haven’t forgotten how easy it was for me to get the best of you. I will meet you in this ring again, and I will take that title away from you! But tonight, Mike Mandrake is of my concern.

Mandrake, I’ll be honest with you. I don’t have a good goddamn of an idea as to who in the hell you are! You’re new to the Promotion, just as I am, but at least my name carries some weight with it. You? No one seems to know who you are, and no one seems to give a damn that you’re here! Last week at Blaze you got your ass kicked. I was thinking about coming down to the ring to cost you the match, just as you had done to me at Disturbance, but when I saw your skills, I knew you’d lose the match regardless of my interference. So I waited until you came to the back, and then I gave you a taste of what’s in store for you tomorrow night at Blaze. You see, Mike Mandrake, I may have put you in the hospital last week, but Monday night, I won’t be happy until I put you in the morgue!

{With that, “Sweet Dreams” hits again and a fog swirls up around the ring. Springheel Jack heads backstage, the fog seeming to follow him up the ramp, until his disappears at the top of the ramp into the swirling mists.}

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