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Subject: |Pshaw!|

Author:
Leroy
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Date Posted: 21:07:17 11/06/03 Thu
In reply to: Gonff 's message, ")Swiped the whiskers off a wildcat an' she never knew!(" on 14:48:31 11/05/03 Wed

|Domesticate. You're no horse at all.|
He laughs, running out his tongue in derisive but not entirely unfriendly humour. |Give me the Spymaster any day.|
He turns and trots away.

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[> [> Subject: )Watch yore back, matey an� check that tail o� yores(

Author:
Gonff
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Date Posted: 09:06:14 11/07/03 Fri

Ears flattened at the wolf's remark, deeply insulted.
He started muttering under his breath as the wolf trotted away.
"Domestic, sah? Pish tosh! The bally nerve o' it all! Not a horse he says! Why I nev'r 'eard such nonsense. Raised in the northlands, was I. By the best, warriors though, bloody bunch. Domestic, matey? Huhuh.... he should talk."
But the remember what his friend said he instantly perked up and looked to the pretty little fairy.
"Vittles, ye have? Well my pretty, oh lovely blossom, lead me t'them! We'll feast and sing the moon up! Whohaha." The oddly colored stallion danced in place and was glowing with a cheeky grin.

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[> [> [> Subject: ~Vittles, Indeed!~

Author:
Fiona
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Date Posted: 16:12:35 11/07/03 Fri

~Fiona crossed her arms as Leroy went away. She then smiles at Gonff and, as if trying to lead him, she takes ahold of his fetlock and begins to fly towards a hollow tree. As they approached it, Fiona let go of Gonff and blew into the tree. It lit up, as if it had a crackling fire inside of it. Fiona flew into it and found herself in her cozy little home. It had everything, including furniture! A small staircase led downwards. She raced down it and with some trouble dragged up a basket filled with sweets. She wouldn't be able to fly up with it, so the fairy calls out to Gonff as loud as he could.
Would you be as kind as to help me, Gonff? This basket is much too heavy for me to fly with. If you could just grab it and lay it down on the ground, that would be just exquisite.~

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[> [> [> [> Subject: )Jolly good o' ye!(

Author:
Gonff
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Date Posted: 15:19:33 11/08/03 Sat

"Why certainly, miss!" The stallion stuck his head into the hollow log, the thought of getting stuck cross his mind for a moment but had was afterall the Master of Escape. Carefully he took the handle of the basket in his teeth and slowly pulled it out. "Mmf fhease mfook grmood, mfish!" He said with the basket still in his mouth.

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[> [> [> [> [> Subject: ~Puzzled~
Author: Fiona [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 15:23:17 11/08/03 Sat ~Fiona stares at Gonff, trying to figure out what he said. She chuckles softly and grabs a berry, which was considered a handful for her. She bites into it and savors the juicy sweet flavor that flooded through her mouth.~ [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> [> [> Subject: )Be merry an' have a berry!(

Author:
Gonff
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Date Posted: 12:31:07 11/09/03 Sun

He gently sat the baskest down and laughed when he saw the fairy's puzzlement. "'Cuse me, bad form, takin' wif my mouth full an' wot... I said... These look good! Mmm.. berries..." The stallion stuck his muzzle into the basket then pulled it out with a blue-stained muzzle full of berries. "mmmmf. Mferry mfood." He swallowed and licked the corners of his muzzle then started in a song.

I'm a horse with a very long tail
With a heart and voice to match.
I've escaped from the humans' gaol.
They'll find me hard to catch.
So, away, through the grass, the flow'rs and leaves,
Like smoke on the breeze, The Prince of Thieves.
Let's cheer for the day when will see
My homeland country safe and free.

Now 'ere I stop to feast with a fairy
A little fairy named Fiona the pretty.
My tummy was bare like trees in February
But the pretty gave me sweet, sweet berries!

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: ~Laughter like no other~

Author:
Fiona
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Date Posted: 14:40:30 11/10/03 Mon

~The fairy sways along with the song and then bursts out with laughter. Her laughing was like the jingling sleigh bells of the winter. Fiona finished her berry and reached in the basket and opens a jar of honey. It was golden and even smelled sweet. She scooped up a handful of it and spread it on a piece of vanilla wafer. For many this would be too sweet, for fairies...it was considered a mildly sweet treat.~

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[> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: )A feast fit f�r a King!(

Author:
Gonff
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Date Posted: 15:18:41 11/10/03 Mon

He licks at his blue-stained muzzle. �Mmfmmf. Very good, m�missie.� The stallion then eyed the honey and before the fairy could blink her eyes he was smacking down a mouth full. He then ripped some grass out of the earth, seeing if it tasted good with honey. Surprisingly it did! He munched down the sweet treat happily.

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: ~Surprised~
Author: Fiona [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 08:59:00 11/11/03 Tue ~The fairy looked at Gonff, quite surprised that he was eating grass. You know...grass tastes very sweet even without honey? She smiles softly and grabs a cracker from the basket and munches on it.~ [ Post a Reply to This Message ]

[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: )Champion tucker of vittles(

Author:
Gonff
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Date Posted: 15:13:35 11/11/03 Tue

He lifted his head and licked his muzzle. "Does it? Ack, grass... don't fancy it much but wif honey, it does fit. Hmm now. Maybe grass is good in an h'otter cake, miss. Every had a h'otter cake?"

Riverdog, riverdog, how do you do?
Came to split on of yore cakes wif you.
Hum de la de huy shey-um
Yore cakes be mighty yum t' ee tum!
One cake, two cake, stack them high
See if they can reach the sky!
Drizzle honey on jist for me,
And side it wif a bowl of root-tea!
Herbs an' honey an' berries bind
Makin' such a wond'rful find!
No sah there nev'r will be
A cake like h'otter cake an' tea!

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: ~Smile~

Author:
Fiona
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Date Posted: 18:52:38 11/12/03 Wed

~Fiona chuckled slightly. While taking another bite of her cracker, she tries to speak through chewing.
No sir, I...mm..haven't. Perhaps one ...mm...day I shall.
A bright smile glowed on the delicate face of the fairy. Her wings fluttered, but it wasn't the same flapping that woudl propel her into the air. This flutter was more of a gesture of happiness and contentment.~

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[> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> [> Subject: )Riverdog, M'matey!(

Author:
Gonff
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Date Posted: 14:19:45 11/13/03 Thu

He digs through the basket alittle with his muzzle and comes up with his cheeks swollen with berries. The stallion swallowed and grinned some, "Ah, ye must! M'matey Skipper an' his clan would be pleas'd t' his whiskers t'make a perty lass like you a h'otter cake an' root-tea. Nothin' finer then Northland vittles, y'know." He selected an apple and munched merrily on it.

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