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Gina/Zena
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Date Posted: 15:56:16 03/30/10 Tue
In reply to:
Gina
's message, "The desperate woman" on 15:12:40 03/30/10 Tue
The Desperate Man!!
1- He's always in a relationship.
If a man is always in a relationship and has a fear of exploring himselfbet money that he is gonna be a big old bore in the bedroom. A man without the ablity to fantasize to get off expects the sex to be all about him. Its ok to feed his ego but a man that depends upon it becomes a drag quickly.
2- He's a micromanager.
A man who has a passion for any one thing specificly will be anal about it his whole life. If it is something costly that he is into, plan for a large life insurance policy and plenty of burnt bacon. *stare* An example, when purchasng a home, if he wants a place in the country with a huge garage. Know he is planning to fill that garage with expensive cars. And one the garage is full, use caution, they have invented something that can stack them on one another. That is a man micromanaging.
More advice to follow on dating a desperate man...
3- Cats and dogs
If he is a pet lover chances are he has slobber in his bed and poop on his shoes.But a kind heart and a caring character would be to his advantage.
4- He's a pushover
At first, it seems like a good thing -- he wants whatever you want. he thinks whatever you think. Soon though, you'll realize that he's just trying to get laid.
Trust you don't really want to date someone who doesn't enjoy any foreplay. It shows him as an inconsiderate lover.
withdrawal techniques
OK, so maybe you're already in a relationship with a desperate man. You thought all that horny, self centered behavior was just part of his charm, right? Sucker! He behaves that way with every woman he meets.. Well, don't worry. It's not too late. Here's how you can separate yourself from undateable man of the desperate variety.
1- Take the blame
First things first, suck it up and break it off. Don't bother manufacturing an excuse. Just tell him you're not into tubesteak at the moment. He might yell. He might BEG. He might plead with you to blow him one last time. However, you have to be tough. These are all signs that you're making the right decision not to. Imagine how many other women have serviced him in his rant. Remember, he's always horny.
2- Damage control
As soon as you've ended things, go directly to your nearest pub and warn all the other women of him by writing it on the bathroom wall that he has a small peepee.
3- Go cold turkey
The desperate man will remain horny even after you've broken up. He will try to contact you, send you flowers, buy you tickets to see Celine and even go as far to adopt a dog and walk him by your house. This is a man who specializes in using a blow up doll often. He will even go as far to glue your picture to her face. That's why you need to cut off all contact. Go cold turkey. Avoid taking his bait no matter how easily you could wrap his line around his head and sufficating it. There is no reason to resort to denying himself stimulation. Put a plug up his ass and send him on his way.
hahaha, damn that was FUN!!
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