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Date Posted: 14:33:18 05/01/09 Fri
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Gina
's message, "Re: try this on for size..." on 17:38:14 04/30/09 Thu
Man, Jolie is working overtime on this....Why do I get the feeling she is "behind" all these leaks. *smirk* Too bad, far as I am concerned, this one makes HER look bad. To involve her son in such a thing, bad character move on her part. Worst part is, I believe she would do something like this to feel "powerful" *eyeroll* If this book comes out, you can bet your ass Jolie is behind it, AND, I think she is behind all these little stories surrounding it too.
Angelina Jolie - Makes Brad Pitt pee in his sleep according to bodyguard
May 1, 2009
Daryl D
LA Gossip Examiner
Angelina the Joker
The details of Brangelina’s former bodyguard’s tell-all book keep getting juicier, as well as ridiculous. Some of my readers have condemned me to Hell for having the guts to write about such things as Brangelina’s baby and diaper sex fetish and Brad’s refusal to use toilet paper. However, I am only reporting what I read in a proposal. Whether or not the information in the proposal is true is yours to judge. It is interesting to note that Mickey Brett now denies working on a tell-all book. Angelina's lawyers must have interfered. But they didn't interfer fast enough for me to see the proposal.
Anyhow, let’s move on. Do you remember the old saying that if you put a sleeping person’s hand in a pan of warm water, they will pee in their pants, pajamas, underwear, or even on the bed if they aren’t wearing anything? Well, according to the former bodyguard, Angelina tried to test the theory out on Brad. She let Maddox, her bodyguard, and her chef in on the joke as well since none of them believed it would work. Both Angelina and Maddox snuck into the bedroom with a pan of warm water that Maddox gathered from the bathtub while the bodyguard and chef watched by the door. Everybody could barely contain their laughter. While Maddox held the pan of water, Angelina slowly put Brad’s hand in it. First, Brad smiled, then moaned, then laughed, and then……….okay, use your imagination. Let’s just say that Brad didn’t go to the bathroom the night before because his moment of release lasted for almost thirty seconds. Even after his release, he was still moaning while everybody was laughing. He then opened his eyes and it took him about a half minute to realize what happened. Even though Brad couldn’t believe Angelina would play such a cruel joke on him, especially with Maddox involved, he started laughing as well.
I think this is hilarious and it shows that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt really do have a sense of humor. However, I do have a problem with them letting Maddox in on the joke. What do you guys think?
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