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Date Posted: 10:33:17 05/23/03 Fri
Author: Leila
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Matrix revamped?
In reply to: Denis 's message, "Re: Review: Matrix Reloaded" on 09:53:19 05/23/03 Fri

Well I enjoyed it about the same (although not quite as much) as the first one. Denis is right - there's nothing much that's wanky here that wasn't already wanky in the first one. However, in the interests of wasting time during a quiet day at work, I have the following suggestions to make about the set-up for the final film.

The role of Neo shall be played by Bill Bailey. Therefore instead of 'whoa' he can say 'Have a banana!'.
Every scene with the Agents in it will be played in fast motion like Benny Hill. And just to make it more interesting, the Agents themselves will be played by the Goodies.
Trinity will be recast with Emma Caulfield in the role.
The leaders of Zion will be replaced by Jay and Silent Bob.
Terry Pratchett will write the script.

This is not to say that I didn't enjoy the film. But just imagine how weird and wonderful we could make it!

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Replies:

Re: Matrix revamped? -- Tim, 11:29:02 05/23/03 Fri
Hang on, another thought... -- Tim, 11:32:16 05/23/03 Fri
- Re: Hang on, another thought... -- Denis, 12:24:02 05/23/03 Fri
  - Hmm... -- Tim, 13:20:08 05/23/03 Fri
    - Re: Hmm... -- Carms, 16:40:15 05/26/03 Mon