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Date Posted: Mon, Jun 12 2000, 13:46:38
Author: steve
Subject: What Causes Arthritis?

What Causes Arthritis?

A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a
subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was
stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,
and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his
torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began
reading.

After a few minutes the dishevelled man turned to the
priest and said, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"

"Mister, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap
wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for
your fellow man."

"Well, I'll be damned," the drunk muttered, returning
to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the
man and apologized. "I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to
come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading that the
Pope does."

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