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Comedy Mark
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Date Posted: 05/ 6/04 12:20pm
In reply to:
i went to a mexican high school
's message, "Re: your new stapler" on 05/ 6/04 10:21am
Oh you poor little baby. You had to sit in a room with some Mexican flags. Cinco De Mayo has nothing to do with independence, so your protest was fucking retarded.
Cinco De Mayo is a good excuse to have some burritos and get drunk. If you're too white to appreciate that, then fuck off.
>i was ine of 10% non-hispanic in a 90% mexican high
>school. i remember when i was a senior, and we had a
>cinco de mayo assembly. as a young angry gringo, i had
>to do something in protest. so i went to a french
>teacher, and asked to borrow the french flag for an
>hour. she didn't know what for but agreed to hand over
>the flag of the parrot pee drinking nation.
>when i walked in to that assembly, i proudly draped
>that flag around my shoulders and walked straight
>across the gymnasium floor straight to the quarantine
>section where they kept us white folk. not one silly
>mexican realized that i was donning that stupid flag
>in direct defiance of why they were celebrating thier
>stupid independence. the next day, my art teacher said
>that she thought it was funny. she got it. nobody else
>did. she also smoked 3 packs menthol 120's a day. she
>retired the next year. sad to say, she died the year
>after that of lung cancer.
>did i happen to mention that i hate the french more
>than i hate mexican teenagers?
>
>>Cinco de Mayo? Isn't that the same as the 4th of July
>>in Canada? What if the Canadians let all of us bastard
>>"Yanks" run north to take their shitball jobs? We
>>could all hang American flags off of our tailgates or
>>lay them on our dashboards for one shitty day a year.
>>That would be swell! Maybe we could start gangs and
>>fuck up their peacefull cities. We wouldn't like the
>>"Barrios" we would be living in, but we would be too
>>fucking lazy to do anything about it. Then we could
>>just blame it on the white man. Fuck it! Lets all be a
>>bunch of chili chokin' pepper bellies.
>>
>>
>>>YOU FOOLS, EVERY ONE KNOWS WE ARE LIVING IN THE
>>>FUTUTRE AND THAT MARK HAS ENOUGH CHANGE AROUND HIS
>>>HOUSE TO BUY THAT AWESOME CHROME STAPLER! JUST
>IMAGINE
>>>THE MESSAGE OF POWER THAT THINGS SENDS OUT WHEN YOU
>>>GET TO THROW IT AT YOUR SUPERIORS HEADS WHEN YOU
>BREAK
>>>DOWN AND GO NUTS! WELL, MAY BE THE MESSAGE ISN'T
>POWER
>>>AS MUCH AS IT MIGHT BE INSANITY.
>>>WITHER WAY, YOU COULD PRETEND IT'S A SPACESHIP WHEN
>>>YOU'RE BORED AT WORK. YOU COULD EVEN CARRY IT AROUND
>>>WITH YOU IN A LUNCH BOX, LIKE OLDE TIME CONSTRUCTION
>>>WORKERS IN THE CHARLE CHAPLIN SHORTS. FUCK ALL YOU,
>>>IT'S CINCO DE MAYO. RICE AND BEANS FOR EVERY ONE
>>>EXCEPT THE FRENCHIES!!
>>>
>>>
>>>>for my money, mark, the comfort grip is the clear
>>>>winner in the stapler contest. but i was torn
>between
>>>>the comfort grip and the one with the staple-ometer
>>in
>>>>it.
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