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Date Posted: 13:35:54 03/29/02 Fri
Author: Ralph Hamilton
Subject: Re: What do females do?!
In reply to: Don't have to shake 's message, "Re: What do females do?!" on 09:16:07 03/29/02 Fri

>No jumping up and down.When we're in the loo
>we(some)do Kegel exercises stopping and starting the
>flow of urine.Actually,we can do these any time,any
>where not only during bthrm excursions.You men know
>that women who do these exercises can grip around you
>during sexual relations producing an intense feeling
>on your dick.Yes Mr.Hamilton,it tightens the
>tunnel.And thats all for today's lesson in what women
>do during/after.

I have indeed been squelched. As a longtime married man, it was of course, a rhetorical question. At least I have learnt sonething. I now have a name for the "Pelvic floor exercises". Kegel exercises.

That could be why females blame us for missing the bowl. Often after a night of performing ones conjugal duties, the damn thing pees at 30 degrees to where one aims. Could it be too many reps of the Kegel exercise? The old-fella has been buckled in the fray.

Hmmm......Ralph.

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Replies:

You can do them too! -- Kegel Exerciser extroidinare, 15:29:49 03/29/02 Fri
- Re: No problemo! -- Ralph Hamilton, 22:37:14 03/29/02 Fri
  - Re: No problemo! -- George Rarf, 11:35:40 03/30/02 Sat
- Re: You can do them too! -- George Rarf, 11:33:35 03/30/02 Sat
  - Re: You can do them too! -- Goldberg, 12:12:41 03/30/02 Sat
  - I bet you do! -- Kegel Excerciser Extroidinare, 23:33:48 03/30/02 Sat
- Re: You can do them too! -- Buffy's vampire, 12:17:50 03/30/02 Sat
  - Re: The Kegel revolution. -- Ralph Hamilton, 14:19:04 03/30/02 Sat
    - Re: The Kegel revolution. -- Buffy's vampire, 19:27:55 03/30/02 Sat

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