Subject:  God loves Canada |
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ashley
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Date Posted: 14:44:27 02/23/03 Sun
And then God created Canada....
Finally a joke that explains what
it's like to be Canadian..
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven,
God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him,
resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and
proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,
"Look Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said,
"What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put
LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and
it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth,
"For example, Northern Europe will be a place
of great opportunity and wealth while Southern
Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over
there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a
continent of white people and over there is a
continent of black people," God continued,
pointing to different countries. "This one
will be extremely hot and arid while this
one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed
to a large landmass in the top corner and asked,
"What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious
place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains,
lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline.
The people from Canada are going to be modest,
intelligent and humorous and they're going
to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving,
and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats
and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them
super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who
will be admired and feared by all who come across them."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then
proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there would be BALANCE!"
God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the ignorant, loud-mouth people I'm putting next to them...."
GO CANADA!!!
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