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Date Posted: 05:21:19 05/15/03 Thu
Author: ronhobbs
Author Host/IP: user-0cal6io.cable.mindspring.com / 24.170.154.88
Subject: Nine Months Later....

Something to ease the tension around here.

NINE MONTHS LATER

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy,
Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed
north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a
terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm
and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if
they could spend the night.
"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I
have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently
widowed, " she explained. "I'm afraid the
neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house. "
"Don't worry, " Jack said. "We'll be
happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks,
we'll be gone at first light. "
The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to
the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared,
and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great
weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an
unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few
minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it
was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had
met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do
you remember that good-looking widow from
the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North? "
"Yes, I do. "
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the
night, go up to the house and pay her a visit? "
"Yes, " Bob said, a little embarrassed
about being found out. "I have to admit that I did. "
"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling
her your name? "
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry,
buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask? "

"She just died and left me everything. "

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? )

Now keep that smile for the rest of the day.

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