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Date Posted: 21:34:11 11/05/00 Sun
Author: Barbo
Subject: If Dr. Seuss was a Libertarian.

Do you like that Bush or Gore?

I do not like them. What a bore.
I do not like that Bush or Gore.

Would you like them in DC?

I would not like them in DC.
I would not like them. Can't you see?
I do not like that Bush or Gore.
I do not like them. What a bore.

Would you like them in Utah?
Or like them out in Iowa?

I do not like them in Utah.
Or like them out in Iowa.
I do not like them in DC.
I do not like them. Can't you see?
I do not like that Bush or Gore.
I do not like them. What a bore.

Would you like them in Alaska?
Would you like them down in Georgia?

Not in Alaska.
Not in Georgia.
Not in Utah.
Not in Iowa.
I would not like them in DC.
I would not like them. Can't you see?
I do not like that Gore or Bush.
I do not like them. Kiss my tush!

Would you? Could you?
In Idaho?
Try them! Like them!
Here you go.

I would not, could not, in Idaho.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them in Tennessee!

I would not, could not in Tennessee.
Nor Idaho. You let me be!
I do not like them in Alaska.
I do not like them down in Georgia.
I do not like them in Utah.
Or way out there in Iowa.
I do not like them in DC.
I do not like them. Can't you see?
I do not like that Bush or Gore.
I do not like them. What a bore.

In Maine! In Maine!
Up north in Maine!
Could you, would you, up in Maine?

Not up in Maine, or Tennessee!
Not Idaho! Now let me be!
I would not, could not, in Alaska.
I could not, would not, down in Georgia.
I will not like them in Utah.
Or like them out in Iowa.
I will not like them in DC.
I will not like them. Can't you see?
I do not like that Bush or Gore.
I do not like them. What a bore.

In New York? Up in New York!
Would you, could you, in New York?

I would not, could not, in New York.

Would you, could you, in Vermont?

I would not, could not, in Vermont.
Not in New York. Not in DC.
I do not like them. Can't you see?
I do not like them in Utah.
Or way out there in Iowa.
Not in Alaska. Nor Tennessee.
I hate them in Mississippi.
I do not like them in Idaho.
I do not like them. Don't you know?
Not out in California.
Or in the state of Florida.
I do not like them up in Maine.
Or anywhere. I say again.

Would you like them in Montana?
What about in Alabama?

I do not like them in Montana.
Do not down in Alabama.
I do not like them out in Texas.
Could not, would not, there in Kansas.
Never up in Minnesota.
Never out in South Dakota.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

In Hawaii? In Kentucky?
In Washington? In Oregon?

Not in Hawaii.
Not in Kentucky.
Not in Washinton.
Not in Oregon.
I do not like that Gore or Bush.
I hate their guts. So kiss my tush!
I do not like that Bush or Gore!
Go Harry Brown in 2004!

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