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Subject: Re: Dear Diary


Author:
Clara
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Date Posted: 13:44:18 04/01/02 Mon
In reply to: Chelle 's message, "Re: Dear Diary" on 13:38:07 04/01/02 Mon

Dear Diary
What’s up yesterday at the mall with Lami was off the chainz. Today is Saturday so it was no school, lucky me huh? Well any who today was almost boring as hell until we decided to wash Chelle’s jeep. But first we were playing truth or dare and Chelle let me put these ugly braids in her hair and do her make up and if I must say so my self she was lookin tore up lol then I let her and Aashene pic out these tight azz daisy duke 1993 lookin shorts that almost cut off my circulation and this old azz Nike shirt that I couldn’t fit. Aashene got a way easy me and Chelle put pony tails all over her head and made her wear mix matching pajamas and we had to go out and wash Chelle’s jeep like that.

After while it turned into a big water fight and right when we were getting down and dirty I mean with mud and everything Nelly, Olamide and Talib rolled up …talkin about embarrassment.

Nelly- (laughing really hard) dayum Ma what happened to yall? And your hair
Chelle- (embarrassed) we were playin truth or dare earlier and this was the product of it
Nelly- well next time yall need to play truth or secrecy or somthin else
Boys- lol
Nay nay- that ain’t funny
Talib- but for real ma yall look tore up yall shouldn’t be outside like this
Gurls- (laughing our azz off)
Me- boi you aint nobody to tell us how to dress
Olamide- well yall need somebody to tell yall how to dress …I mean usually you dress tight as hell but today you all wearing your little sister’s shorts but the back action is working for me
Me- (leaning on Chelle’s jeep with the water hoes in my hands) boi shut up
Nelly- dayum I was gonna ask yall if yall wanted to roll with us but now yall look like mud monsters
Nay Nay- oh no you didn’t
Nelly- oh yes I did
Talib- aiight yall better chill before that mami Chelle cusses you out in Spanish
All- lol
Olamide- but dayum yall look messed up …were is your mami and papito I need to tell them yall need a spanking for coming out here like this
Me- shut up …they’re at work and if you say we look messed up again imma have to handle you
Olamide- aiight I won’t say yall look messed up again …cuz yall look dealt with tore up (bois start laughing) like bush people beat up
Me- (splashes the water hoes on him) now shut up (then she gets Nelly and Lib too) and this is what yall get for laughing

Then Nay Nay and Chelle followed my lead

Nelly- (trying to run from Chelle) come on ma you know you wrong for this
Talib- (running from Nay nay) gurl I just bought this yesterday
Olamide- (running from me) come on now stop playing
Me- make me
Olamide- aiight (rushes me and takes my hoes lol that sounds funnie) come on yall fight back
Chelle- (running from Nelly now) come on papi we were just playin
Nelly- naw it’s too late now
Nay Nay- (struggling to keep her hoes from Lib) dang papi you strong
Lib- (gets the hoes from her) just making sure you know

Then they started to wet us with water and we made sure they got wet too then before we knew it the sun was going down and we started to get cold so we went inside, by this time my parents were home.

Mami- about time yall came in the house…and you’re soaking wet
Chelle- I know we were having too much fun
Mami- hmmm mmhmm
Chelle- oh mami this is Nelly
Mami- hi Nelly nice to meet you
Nelly- hi …nice to meet you too
Nay nay- and this is talib but we call him Lib
Mami- hello …nice to meet you too Talib
Lib- you too
Mami- well Clara aren’t you gonna introduce me to your friend?
Clara- Mami esto no es mi amigo que él me mojó con las azadas del agua y si él me intenta otra vez él va a coger un golpe abajo porque el juego del don? t de I que me pienso puede ofrecerle algo beber y poner el aerosol del escarcho en él (In English--- Mami this is not my friend he wet me with the water hoes and if he tries me again he is going to catch a beat down because I don’t play that I think I may offer him something to drink and put roach spray in it)
All- lol
Olamide- what did she say
Mami- (laughs harder) nuthin honey
Me- mami I was just playing this is Olamide
Mami- hi nice to meet you Olamide
Olamide- you too
Mami- well bois you can go in the back and bring in the lawn chairs cuz yall aint wettin my sofa and gurls go get out of those wet clothes.
All- aiight

So then we ran up to our rooms to change Chelle put on some blue jeans and a red shirt and some red footies, Aashene put on some blue Tommy shorts and a red Tommy girl shirt with some Tommy bed room shoes, I put on a big red shirt with some baggy gray sweat pants and some black socks. Then we went back down stairs and they bois were talking to our papito we were like omg but then we saw they were laughing and when my papito saw us coming down stairs he went back into the kitchen with mami.

Chelle- what was papito tellin yall?
Nelly- don’t worry about it, it was a man thang
Clara- El papi bien debe Haber hablado con su uno mismo porque no veo a ninguna otra hombres adentro aquí (in English papi must have been talking to his self since he was the only man out here)
Girls- lol
Olamide- what did she just say?
Nay Nay- don’t worry about it, it was a woman thing
Talib- oh so it’s like that?
Nay Nay- just making sure you know
Talib- aiight it’s like that
Nay Nay- and ya know dis
Girls- lol
Chelle- dang why yall sittin round here all wet?
Nelly- shut up you know yall wet us up
Me- well yall were talking about us too bad we had to hold it down
Lamz- but it’s all good cuz we got yall back
Me- yea but we’re dry now and yall not
Lamz- yea you look so cute now give me a hug (grabs me and hugs me)
Me- ugh boi stop you wet
Lamz- lol now you are too
Bois- lol
Me- that was not funnie … look boi you got me wet
Lamz- awwww I’m sorry you want me jacket? (puts his jacket on me)
Me- boi it’s bout to be on cuz this jacket is wet
Chelle- dang C you let him get you back bad
Aashene- lol
Talib- oh you thought that was funnie
Aashene- (sarcastic) naw I was just laughing for no reason
Talib- oh then maybe you’ll think this is funnie (hugs her)
Aashene- dang boi I don’t play that
Nelly- lol yall wild
Chelle- well at least you got sense
Nelly- yea I’m mature un like them
Chelle- awww that’s soo sweet
Nelly- I know can a nigga get some love for that
Chelle- of course (starts to give him dap)
Nelly- (hugging her) awww you’re so sweet
Chelle- ugh Derrick you got me all wet
Bois- lol
Nelly- oh no you didn’t call me by my first name that was cold ma
Gurls- lol
Chelle- boi you senseless
Me- no that would be my baby Marlon Wayans
Lamz- hold up ….i gotta question Nay Nay and Chelle how come yall look like yall getting ready to go some wear but Clara you look like you’re about to go to sleep
All- lol
Me- shut up … cuz I am what I was supposed to get dressed to come down here to talk to yall?
Lamz- yea
Me- ah ha boi you don’ bumped ur head
Talib- yall two know yall like each other so much you can’t stop talking and people tryin to watch the Jamie Fox show
Me- ugh shut up (now diary why he wanna put me on the spot? Er’body know I like Olamide he ain’t have to put it out like that) Talib before I make Aashene beat you up and Chelle fuss you out in Spanish
All- lol

So then they stayed and we talked until about 11 then my moms came down stairs and said it was time for them to leave unless they were spending the night we knew papito wasn’t having that so we said goodbye and went to Chelle’s room to talk.

Chelle- omg that was soo much fun they are so stupid
Clara- I know right I thought they were all serious especially Lib but he turned out to be cool
Aashene- and you and Lamz were killing me with all that flirting yall might as well just hook up
Chelle- naw you and Lib need to hook up making all those googly eyes at each other
All- lol
Clara- naw Chelle you and Nelly probably already go together huh
Chelle- no
Nay Nay- well yall need to hook up cuz yall be actin like yall go together already
Chelle- naw we just on a friends level for now

Diary we all knew we were almost head over hills for those bois. But like I don’t think what they said about that bi’ness man ish was all true. Cuz one time when me and Lamz were in the mall this dude approached him and Olamide acted like he was about to beat the dude up but I was with him so he just yelled at him and pushed and told him to get the f**k out of his face. But then when he’s with me he’s so nice sweet and funny I don’t know if they selling drugs killing people or what but I hope that the music thing is true cuz they are just too cute and smart to get caught up. Especially Olamide, he can’t get caught up (or in jail) cuz then I won’t have anybody to help me with my math homework.

Clara

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