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Date Posted: 23:20:53 10/02/03 Thu
Author: Joe, Portland
Author Host/IP: 216.210.144.6
Subject: Re: WEEL 10 HUGE FOR PLAY OFFS???
In reply to: Jimmy 's message, "WEEL 10 HUGE FOR PLAY OFFS???" on 22:23:09 09/30/03 Tue

Anyone who quotes the gawddam Velvets in a football context is a king. You've outdone your bad self.
>“… I live with 13 good cats… a purple dog that wears
>spats… their all living in the hall… and I CAN’T STAND
>IT ANYMORE! I CAN’T STAND IT ANY MORE MORE… I CAN’T
>STAND IT ANY MORE MORE… but, if Candy would just come
>back here, it would be OK…” Lou Reed’s Wild Child
>album’s incantations blared at max volume repeatedly
>at the under ground lair deep in the bowls of the
>Bayou Dome that serves as the `office [retreat?]’ of
>Owner/GM Jimmy Hanlon after the latest crushing
>defeat. The post-game press conference whirred ad
>nauseum on the newly installed wide screen plasma
>display. “… This one hurts bad” he said RE: the latest
>loss. “… Regardless, y’all gotta admit it was a
>HELLUVA game. The fans got their moneys worth, and it
>was great for league exposure. We are NOT a team that
>will rest on its laurels and expect another
>championship to drop into our laps. We scout and
>prepare well, and expect to win every week. But almost
>every team in this league improved this season. Kudos
>to Dayton, they found a way to get it done. We still
>have a few games left, so let’s see how it shakes out.”
>
>Week 10 is important because the pool of 13 teams
>still in contention will drop dramatically after this
>week. We feel it’s noteworthy to address 2 issues this
>week: 1) the FG range adjustment: is a good thing…
>there are A LOT of excellent place kickers, and the
>veterans are finally getting the respect they deserve…
>no need to mention the excitement they have
>contributed to this season’s games! 2) May be way off
>base here, but we have witnessed too many 8 – 10 sack
>games this season… DL/LB have WAY too much AC/AG?
>(HATE to bring this up because the Beast suck in these
>areas… BUT) something needs to happen this off-season
>to cure this odd anomaly? Our 2 cents worth…
>
>Here’s a TV guide to this week:
>
>GAME OF THE WEEK! *****
>
>Contenders or pretenders? Time for the Prowlers to
>step it up! Will they continue to stay in the play off
>hunt? Only GM Joe’s hairdresser knows for sure…. Line
>set at Portland – 2 *.
>
>Springfield (6-3) at Portland (5-4) *****
>
> SPR offense 6th 113.7 rush - [5th] / 227.9 pass
>- [12th]
> defense 9th 82.3 rush - [4th] / 243.9 pass
>- [11th]
> scoring 21.7 for - [6th] / 17.0 against
>- [5th]
>
>-------------------------------------------------------
>--
> POR offense 13th 89.2 rush - [12th] / 234.3 pass
>- [11th]
> defense 10th 97.6 rush - [10th] / 230.4 pass
>- [7th]
> scoring 19.7 for - [12th] / 19.0
>against - [7th]
>
>“…you’ve just been erased?”
>
>Colorado can’t stop the run Black Hills thrives on it.
>Game over, line set at Black Hills – 9.
>
>Black Hills (7-2) at Colorado (5-4) *
>
> BLK offense 12th 133.1 rush - [2nd] / 196.6 pass
>- [17th]
> defense 8th 81.3 rush - [3rd] / 244.3 pass
>- [13th]
> scoring 21.7 for - [5th] / 16.4 against
>- [4th]
>
>-------------------------------------------------------
>--
> COL offense 10th 98.7 rush - [8th] / 236.2 pass
>- [9th]
> defense 3rd 125.3 rush - [18th] / 186.4
>pass - [2nd]
> scoring 19.2 for - [13th] / 16.3
>against - [3rd]
>
>You call it… we won’t make am attempt.
>
>Mississippi (5-4) at Texas (4-5) *****
>
> MIS offense 3rd 98.2 rush - [10th] / 258.3 pass
>- [4th]
> defense 18th 117.9 rush - [15th] / 255.6
>pass - [16th]
> scoring 22.1 for - [3rd] / 21.0 against
>- [11th]
>
>-------------------------------------------------------
>--
> TEX offense 14th 81.0 rush - [15th] / 239.9 pass
>- [7th]
> defense 16th 118.3 rush - [17th] / 244.1
>pass - [12th]
> scoring 19.9 for - [11th] / 22.8
>against - [15th]
>
>Green Bay having recurrent nightmares lately of one
>the ending scenes of the old `48 HOURS’ movie “… I
>can’t BELIEVE it… I got SHOT!” The Bombers are
>improved, but it’s time face reality… the offense is
>just not ready for prime time. QB Luedtke is good, but
>he’s been sacked more times than any other QB in the
>league. The rush offense ranks last in the league.
>Peruse the offensive roster, and these elements are
>tied to a common thread: the ` O ‘ line does not have
>the ST or EN to compete with the elite teams in this
>league. Couple that with the lack of SP/AC/AG of the
>QB position (he’s a pocket passer and an immobile
>target for stronger defenses) and zero standout RBs
>(stats don’t lie… 18th rushing?). Green Bay is a
>season or 2 away from becoming a GREAT team. They are
>GOOD now, and NOT to be taken lightly. The defense has
>learned how to create turnovers and that’s huge… but
>until studly personnel arrive at QB, ` O ‘ line and
>RB, the Bombers cannot be considered among the elite.
>PATIENCE grasshopper! Steel Valley is rebuilding, and
>going through the growing pains necessary with that
>program. This will be a close individual match up.
>Steel Valley is due a divisional W. Green Bay an
>impressive 4 – 0. IF they pull off the upset, they
>would be well on their way to their 1st play off
>appearance ever. Line set a Steel Valley – 2.
>
>
>Green Bay (4-4-1) at Steel Valley (2-7) ****
>
> GBY offense 16th 67.8 rush - [18th] / 234.6 pass
>- [10th]
> defense 15th 102.0 rush - [11th] / 259.3
>pass - [17th]
> scoring 18.9 for - [14th] / 21.1
>against - [12th]
>
>-------------------------------------------------------
>--
> STV offense 18th 98.6 rush - [9th] / 192.3 pass
>- [18th]
> defense 17th 118.1 rush - [16th] / 246.8
>pass - [14th]
> scoring 17.3 for - [15th] / 24.4
>against - [18th]
>
>Madison (4-5) at Dayton (8-1) ****
>
>Upset candidate for the week? Madison 0 – 3 on the
>road, Dayton 4 – 0 at home? HHHmmmmm. This well
>chronicled rivalry due for another exciting edition!
>Still gotta feel Dayton is going to get it done some
>how. Line set at Dayton – 2.
>
> MAD offense 1st 106.1 rush - [6th] / 263.0 pass
>- [3rd]
> defense 5th 92.4 rush - [7th] / 222.6 pass
>- [5th]
> scoring 21.9 for - [4th] / 20.2 against
>- [10th]
>
>-------------------------------------------------------
>--
> DAY offense 9th 115.3 rush - [4th] / 221.1 pass
>- [13th]
> defense 14th 83.4 rush - [5th] / 266.6 pass
>- [18th]
> scoring 21.4 for - [7th] / 15.9 against
>- [2nd]
>
>
>Fargo (3-6) at Mobile (4-5) ****
>
>Another tough choice. Both of these GMs VERY capable
>experienced FBPRO playas? Neither team really going
>anywhere this season. Fargo due for a road W, and
>these teams are close in all areas. Line set at Fargo
>– *.
>
> FGO offense 7th 95.4 rush - [11th] / 246.1 pass
>- [6th]
> defense 7th 110.0 rush - [12th] / 212.1
>pass - [4th]
> scoring 20.4 for - [10th] / 22.7
>against - [14th]
>
>-------------------------------------------------------
>--
> MOB offense 5th 75.8 rush - [16th] / 266.6 pass
>- [1st]
> defense 11th 97.0 rush - [9th] / 239.4 pass
>- [8th]
> scoring 20.6 for - [9th] / 21.8 against
>- [13th]
>
>
>Honolulu (3-6) at Utah (7-2) *
>
>Utah will win. Honolulu can’t win on the road except
>when you least expect it. Utah on a roll… Line set at
>Utah – 11.
>
> HON offense 17th 100.2 rush - [7th] / 201.2 pass
>- [16th]
> defense 1st 87.0 rush - [6th] / 183.9 pass
>- [1st]
> scoring 17.1 for - [16th] / 20.1
>against - [8th]
>
>-------------------------------------------------------
>--
> UTA offense 8th 84.4 rush - [14th] / 254.7 pass
>- [5th]
> defense 13th 93.8 rush - [8th] / 255.2 pass
>- [15th]
> scoring 22.9 for - [1st] / 18.2 against
>- [6th]
>
>Wichita lucky Lincoln playing for 1st round draft pick
>next season. Line set at Wichita – 5.
>
>Lincoln (1-8) at Wichita (5-4) *
>
> LIN offense 15th 87.7 rush - [13th] / 219.3 pass
>- [14th]
> defense 12th 116.7 rush - [14th] / 229.9
>pass - [6th]
> scoring 15.7 for - [17th] / 23.1
>against - [17th]
>
>-------------------------------------------------------
>--
> WCH offense 2nd 123.8 rush - [3rd] / 236.9 pass
>- [8th]
> defense 6th 77.4 rush - [2nd] / 243.3 pass
>- [10th]
> scoring 22.4 for - [2nd] / 20.1 against
>- [9th]
>
>Louisiana should pull this out? Line set at Louisiana
>– 5.
>
>Fort Wayne (1-8) at Louisiana (6-2-1) **
>
> FWS offense 11th 69.0 rush - [17th] / 265.2 pass
>- [2nd]
> defense 4th 112.9 rush - [13th] / 200.0
>pass - [3rd]
> scoring 15.3 for - [18th] / 23.0
>against - [16th]
>
>-------------------------------------------------------
>--
> LOU offense 4th 139.1 rush - [1st] / 212.6 pass
>- [15th]
> defense 2nd 63.6 rush - [1st] / 242.9 pass
>- [9th]
> scoring 20.8 for - [8th] / 15.8 against
>- [1st]
>
>FINAL SIDE NOTE: Check the archives, and you will find
>a former owner of the Green Bay Bomber franchise that
>impugned the integrity of the FIFL and its’ commish
>early into his inaugural season. This individual was
>rightfully summarily disbarred from the league the
>next week following his biting disparaging commentary
>RE: that this league is pre-ordained as to what team
>wins in any given week, and especially as to who wins
>it all. Many of you may recall this controversy. It
>was only through the graces of repeated requests and
>the intervention of influential friendships imposed
>upon that this individual was allowed back into the
>league. That individual had to come to grips with the
>EXTREMELY BASIC nature of this league. DO NOT expect,
>despite your successful expertise with FBRO ‘97, to
>join this league and expect to win overnight. IT IS
>POSSIBLE, but you need to be UNGODLY lucky to inherit
>a team with a quality core of players, and pull off
>seemingly obscene trades to win it all. THIS IS THE
>TOUGHEST LEAGUE I’VE EVER PLAYED IN! (And I’ve played
>the game quite successfully since its’ inception!) You
>wanna play against some of the best ever to play this
>game? You’re there. ‘nuff said.

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