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Date Posted: 19:35:11 - 03/11/09 - Wed
Author: Geno
Author Host/IP: static-63-131-59-47.col.onecommunications.net / 63.131.59.47
Subject: Assertions

Our "assertions" are funny throw-away lines.

You're actually trying to use that as an explination to a question that's been posed.

You wanna take the "assertions" out of it, fine.

I've never met your wife, I'm sure she's lovely.

I'm sure your children are well adjusted, and you never had any sexual contact with them.

(I'd say something about you being a good commish, but that's less of an assertion now as it is a proven fact.)

Now that the "assertions" are gone, explain to me why, on the Board of Doom, a board that was based on people unmercifully bashing each other...

That these people didn't come here to bash someone that was making an ass out of himself, something we've been doing for over a decade...

All of the sudden, they decided to stop being opinionated pricks, put their own feelings aside, and came here to help me out, after I "begged" them to.

Is that what you really think happened? Are you that far gone?

You have two choices Sanity...

Either I'm so respected and beloved that people will blindly support me no matter what their true feelings...

Or we're right about you, and you're an idiot.

And if all you have is another "happy ending" joke, at least find a funny one, you fucking hack.

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Replies:

Sanity, if you need a good happy ending joke -- XS, 21:04:23 - 03/11/09 - Wed
Genocide is great! (NT) -- The Jews, 21:16:58 - 03/11/09 - Wed
Re: Assertions -- Sanityclause, 22:52:58 - 03/11/09 - Wed
- Re: Assertions -- XS, 09:23:38 - 03/12/09 - Thu
  - and you are... ? -- Sanityclause, 14:07:23 - 03/12/09 - Thu
    - Re: and you are... ? -- XS, 14:09:26 - 03/12/09 - Thu
      - Having too much fun making morons squirm -- Sanityclause, 15:56:01 - 03/12/09 - Thu
Speak for yourself. -- Icehawg, 12:31:59 - 03/12/09 - Thu
- Hoo Hoo, you ripped C-Slam off, Robin -- Sanity Stern, 13:25:56 - 03/12/09 - Thu
- You're sure of nothing except your taste for the transgendered (NT) -- Sanityclause, 14:09:13 - 03/12/09 - Thu
  - Projecting... (NT) -- Geno, 15:11:56 - 03/12/09 - Thu
    - Dig through the archives, if they go back that far. -- Sanityclause, 15:57:13 - 03/12/09 - Thu

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