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2012 BOD DEADPOOL! -- Holy Evil, 12:19:35 - 01/08/12 - Sun(pool-108-18-181-47.washdc.east.verizon.net/108.18.181.47)
Alright douches, you know the drill here.
Pick 10 celebrities (if they have a Wikipedia page, they count) who you think will die before the end of 2011. You get to name one celebrity as your Franchise pick. When you franchise someone, no one else can pick that person. If someone has already picked a person, you cannot franchise them. FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE BITCHES.
Points are scored as followed:
Age 0-30: 6 points
Age 31-50: 5 points
Age 51-70: 4 points
Age 71+: 3 points
Preexisting Condition: -2 points from age
Preexisting conditions MUST be a health condition that threatens the person's life in the coming year. Magic Johnson may have AIDS, but the fact is he's been living with it for over a decade and he's in good health. So that would NOT be a preexisting condition. The same for Stephen Hawking and his ALS, Lance Armstrong and his cancer, or Jack Black and his crippling lack of talent.
However, if there's something NEW that arises as a complication of those conditions before the time period for calling preexisting conditions in closed, then it DOES count. Say Stephen Hawking contracts pneumonia in a week. Or Lance Armstrong's cancer comes back. Those count as preexisting conditions.
Conditions that arise after the selection period is closed do NOT count for preexisting conditions. So if you select Bob Barker and in June we learn he has terminal cancer, that's just good luck (for you. Not for Bob Barker).
Preexisting conditions must be called. There'll be one week from the close of selections to call preexisting conditions. If a condition isn't called, it's not being counted.
A NOTE ON DRUG USE: Drug use is easy to call as a preexisting condition, but it seriously has to be hardcore, drugging yourself to death style drug use. Everyone jokes about Keith Richards and his drug use, but even though he looks like a decayed corpse, there's no real indication he's still shooting heroin into his eyeballs every day. You need solid, hard evidence that a celebrity is abusing massive amounts of drugs for it to count. Charlie Sheen is a good example of what counts as someone who people are like "Yeah, that dude's gonna coke himself to death."
If someone you pick dies, you get to replace them on your list. If your franchise pick dies, the person you select is designated a franchise pick, so no one else can select them.
SELECTIONS CLOSE FEBRUARY 1ST! PICK NOW AND PICK EARLY!
Also, let me know if you guys still want to do the Lifepool. Pathetically few of the people on our Lifepool lists actually died, so I'm thinking it doesn't have much point.
LIFEPOOL WINNER! -- Holy Evil, 12:18:07 - 01/08/12 - Sun(pool-108-18-181-47.washdc.east.verizon.net/108.18.181.47)
Congratulations to Cruze, whoever the hell he is, who scored a massive 63 points thanks to his selections of Ariel Sharon (worth 8) and Jake "The Snake" Roberts (worth 7 points), both of whom failed to die this year (though Sharon is pretty borderline). Combined with everyone else on his list being over 70, he ran away with it.
As always, the prize is a BoD theme at any point in 2012.
Deadpool winner! -- Holy Evil, 11:27:16 - 01/01/12 - Sun(209-145-88-78.unassigned.ntelos.net/209.145.88.78)
Congratulations to Thanatos for winning the Deadpool. His Kim Jong Il pick put him ahead at the last minute. He now gets to select a BoD Theme whenever he wishes.
I'll figure out the Lifepool winner sometime later. I'm on vacation now and don't feel like adding.
My first thought when I saw "Prince Phillip rushed to hospital" -- Proto, 17:35:16 - 12/25/11 - Sun(027bc9ce.bb.sky.com/2.123.201.206)
Die before the 31st fucker! It's going right to the wire this year.
Nostalgia time! -- Benny!, 04:25:54 - 12/24/11 - Sat(c-67-164-180-60.hsd1.co.comcast.net/67.164.180.60)
Just throwing it out there...
Proto creating a 'The Slammer' account and then suspending people, in my mind, cemented his status as the most underhandedly hilarious limey cunt ever to grace the annals of fake internet wrestling.
Christopher Hitchens = worm food -- Proto, 03:14:33 - 12/16/11 - Fri(027bc9ce.bb.sky.com/2.123.201.206)
Get the fuck in. Points please. For the last few days of the year I'll take Jude Law.
is anyone actually using boardofdoom.com to come ehre? -- Bern, 23:19:15 - 12/10/11 - Sat(24-246-48-39.cable.teksavvy.com/24.246.48.39)
just wondering if i should renew the domain name again or not.
Chester McGlockton and Patrice O'Neal die -- Cherry God, 18:47:54 - 11/30/11 - Wed(97-115-102-169.ptld.qwest.net/97.115.102.169)
Not a good week for large black men.
Ding dong, Wrassle's dead? -- Ebenezer B. Scratchin, 19:03:40 - 11/12/11 - Sat(249.sub-166-250-65.myvzw.com/166.250.65.249)
Who had it in the death pool?
And now Heavy D dies -- Holy Evil, 17:41:31 - 11/09/11 - Wed(pool-108-28-76-106.washdc.fios.verizon.net/108.28.76.106)
Is it just me, or does he look like Patton Oswalt with a tan and goatee in that picture?
Wyatt Knight is suicide. Is suicide a condition? -- BoD Curse, 18:51:11 - 11/07/11 - Mon(bas5-barrie18-2925277502.dsl.bell.ca/174.92.49.62)
Guess he saw Porky's.
So... -- Geno, 04:36:15 - 10/21/11 - Fri(99-40-60-191.lightspeed.clmboh.sbcglobal.net/99.40.60.191)
Is anyone else getting worried about the number of dead guys getting crossed off these lists lately?
Boom! -- Proto, 09:35:57 - 10/20/11 - Thu(NoHost/193.35.132.37)
Take that, Gaddafi! Points please (assuming his death is confirmed). I just wished the cunt had died before Steve Jobs, as he was next on my list.
Assuming Muammar is dead, I'll take Christopher Hitchens.
Scumbag guide -- Proto, 06:28:46 - 10/18/11 - Tue(027bc9c3.bb.sky.com/2.123.201.195)
Chavs are more like those rectums on Jersey Shore. Fake tan, fake tits, shit clothes, no jobs.
The British equivalent to a redneck would probably be a yokel.
Now, in the words of my countryman, VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM SPLAT.
So...the new Spock is queer -- VV!nGNu+, 19:01:37 - 10/17/11 - Mon(nv-208-13-130-107.sta.embarqhsd.net/208.13.130.107)
I am shocked. Utterly, absolutely shocked. That is, if "shocked" means completely the opposite of shocked.
Woohoo! -- Stormy, 18:18:22 - 10/11/11 - Tue(NoHost/204.120.70.169)
Forgot to come check on this yesterday and wish Brett Favre and Hairy a happy birthday.
Congratulations, Keibler -- Holy Evil, 20:03:09 - 10/05/11 - Wed(pool-71-178-119-189.washdc.east.verizon.net/71.178.119.189)
Steve Jobs has died. You get 4 points, because apparently no one thought to call him for a pre-existing condition of having deadly cancer.
Please select your replacement pick as soon as possible.
Scarlett Johansen's phone hacked -- Sapper, 22:26:43 - 09/27/11 - Tue(ip-64-134-234-241.public.wayport.net/64.134.234.241)
Why in the fuck chicks would keep pics like that on their phones is beyond me.
Wow... -- Geno, 21:29:46 - 08/27/11 - Sat(99-40-60-191.lightspeed.clmboh.sbcglobal.net/99.40.60.191)
Is "pussy" ass hurricane intentional? Because that hurricane's eye looks like a vulva.
I wish i had Matt Hardy in the Deathpool -- Davelee, 03:34:47 - 08/25/11 - Thu(c-24-21-251-50.hsd1.or.comcast.net/24.21.251.50)
So he gets a DUI, then he gets fired, then he goes to the hospital, next his girlfriend dumps him, then the suicide.
Jack Layton -- BoD Curse, 06:10:39 - 08/24/11 - Wed(bas5-barrie18-1279287237.dsl.bell.ca/76.64.95.197)
He died but I doubt anyone cares about Socialist Canadian Politicians.
The Tavaris Jackson era starts tonight! -- VV!nGNu+, 10:31:03 - 08/11/11 - Thu(mail.paceint.com/12.51.86.130)
Most NFL teams try to improve their rosters during the off-season. But not Seattle! We're special! We're going to start a guy who Pete Carroll has already admitted isn't capable of running his offense!
Seriously... how the fuck do you DOWNGRADE from Matt Hasselbeck? Moves like this make the Redskins look like a capable football organization in comparison.
Disappointed... -- Geno, 13:58:17 - 07/04/11 - Mon(99-40-60-191.lightspeed.clmboh.sbcglobal.net/99.40.60.191)
Where's the flag with the "I eat cocks" bubble?
Vancouver sucks -- VV!nGNu+, 00:33:57 - 06/16/11 - Thu(68-186-92-202.dhcp.knwc.wa.charter.com/68.186.92.202)
And so does their hockey team.
That is all.
Naw, seriously... -- Holy Evil, 23:34:20 - 06/09/11 - Thu(pool-71-191-101-34.washdc.east.verizon.net/71.191.101.34)
I want the Heat to win because I don't care about basketball and it would be hilarious if Lebron got a title and everyone who cares about basketball (black people and Bill Simmons) started crying like bitches.
Jeff Conaway dead -- VV!nGNu+, 15:06:37 - 05/27/11 - Fri(mail.paceint.com/12.51.86.130)
I was shocked to see that no one had him in their dead pool. Wasn't he on half the lists last year?
Does nobody have Jeff Conway? -- Stormy, 15:04:57 - 05/27/11 - Fri(psr2376450.z233-154-67.customer.algx.net/67.154.233.58)
I thought he at least used to be on somebody's list.
I get to select a board theme.... -- Hairy, 09:14:31 - 05/22/11 - Sun(webdefence.cluster-g.websense.net/208.87.233.180)
After winning something, I remember I have a board theme I get to choose. Nothing fancy...along the lines of what we already have. But this picture is too good to not use.
RIP Macho Man -- DAVELEE, 13:26:04 - 05/20/11 - Fri(c-71-236-208-139.hsd1.or.comcast.net/71.236.208.139)
Randy "Macho Man" Savage died today (November 15, 1952 - May 20, 2011)
Anybody want to join my Rapture looting mob?? -- Widowmaker, 23:43:16 - 05/19/11 - Thu(99-1-180-60.lightspeed.clmasc.sbcglobal.net/99.1.180.60)
I figure with all the Televangelists being taken "on home" there is gonna be some SWEEEEEEEEEEEEET pickens for those who are ready for it!! So who wants to mob up with the rest of the Pagans, Sinners and Scientologists and take over after the "Good Christians" leave Earth?
Widowmaker returns.. and doesn't talk sports.. again.. -- Widowmaker, 01:11:10 - 05/03/11 - Tue(99-1-180-60.lightspeed.clmasc.sbcglobal.net/99.1.180.60)
Okay you fuckers.. This is a BAD BAAAD idea.. but what the hell.. I'm trying to get a friend from overseas, to be able to attend Dragoncon. There's a film company holding a promotion contest to give free airfare, tickets and hotel to the winner of an epic movie contest. I made one. He posted it, and now I need Facebook LIKES to win the contest.
Go to the Unicorn City Page
and then like the post Over here
I'd appreciate it.
...
Nobody owes me a damn thing. But if you have a Facebook login, it's two friggen clicks. That's it.
Holy $#!T -- Riot, 23:05:57 - 04/11/11 - Mon(m-0-152.docsis.hbci.com/64.213.219.152)
This place still exists? And the subject matter is as awesome as it always was. Someone please make fun of Quint for all time sakes. BTW, if no one has taken him... Charlie Sheen within 6 months.
So... -- Holy Evil, 01:07:40 - 03/12/11 - Sat(pool-71-178-138-168.washdc.east.verizon.net/71.178.138.168)
Who had Japan in the dead pool? No one? DAMN!
Hey fucker, it's been a month. -- Icehawg, 16:40:50 - 03/08/11 - Tue(66-78-111-170.access.ripnet.com/66.78.111.170)
Where's our new pool links? Somebody is bound to die (or..uh..live...) sooner or later.
Say... -- Geno, 23:29:24 - 02/24/11 - Thu(99-40-60-191.lightspeed.clmboh.sbcglobal.net/99.40.60.191)
You guys remember the animal tournaments we used to do?
We should do another one, but instead of animals, we use historic BoD douchebags. SanityClause is obviously a #1 seed.
Ricky Gervais show -- davelee, 03:43:57 - 02/14/11 - Mon(c-71-236-208-139.hsd1.or.comcast.net/71.236.208.139)
Has anyone else been watching? This show is fantastic. its on hbo, its animated, its hilarious. DONT TALK SHIT
Fantasy Nascar League -- VR, 22:59:29 - 02/02/11 - Wed(adsl-074-239-145-045.sip.bgk.bellsouth.net/74.239.145.45)
Any Nascar fans? I know some of you are rednecks. This is a locally (for me) ran fantasy Nascar league ran through email.
Rules are in the reply.
Also, I know the only time I post here is when I am trying to get you guys to join something. You might be saying ... I think the cool guy we thought was running the Vulcan Raven Cyberslam character is actually a nerd with a lot of time on his hands. But, trust me ... I crush plenty of pussy at the same time that I am playing fantasy sports games.
Dead and Lifepool reminders -- Holy Evil, 02:39:57 - 01/25/11 - Tue(pool-71-178-124-152.washdc.east.verizon.net/71.178.124.152)
Remember, you have a week left to get in picks for the Deadpool and Lifepool that I'm sure will be horrid disappointments for everyone.
Breaking dead celebrity news... -- Geno, 03:52:05 - 01/24/11 - Mon(99-40-60-191.lightspeed.clmboh.sbcglobal.net/99.40.60.191)
Creepily in shape old dude Jack LaLanne is dead at 96. I almost picked him for the life pool, but dodged a bullet.
http://www.staradvertiser.com/news/breaking/114462379.html -- Mightymark, 01:36:20 - 01/24/11 - Mon(cpe-75-80-213-66.hawaii.res.rr.com/75.80.213.66)
I'm pretty sure this should be the new topic.
Organ Trail! -- Burnt, 01:22:55 - 01/22/11 - Sat(CPE0022b0c6fac3-CM00222d6c26c5.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com/72.138.10.162)
I knoew at least one or two of you will appreciate this..
50% off Amazon gift card -- VV!nGNu+, 11:11:37 - 01/19/11 - Wed(mail.paceint.com/12.51.86.130)
LivingSocial is selling $20 Amazon gift cards for $10, presumably because Amazon just invested a buttload o' money with them.
Full disclosure: I ordered one, and if 3 people use the above referral link to buy gift cards, I get my card free. You get a free ten bucks, I get a free gift card, and Bob the Satanic Kitty gets free catnip. Yes, it's basically a limited pyramid scheme, but it's win-win-win for everybody. And once you buy a card, you can scam other people to try to get your card for free too.
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