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Date Posted: 08:27:59 - 05/12/09 - Tue
Author: Evolver (Bradley Wayne Ledbetter)
Author Host/IP: ppp-70-225-164-4.dsl.chmpil.ameritech.net / 70.225.164.4
Subject: HOWS THE FUCKIN LIVIN YA'LL?

Long time no see motherfuckers! Just remembering all the good times I had fuckin with all of your personal problems, and having all of my personal faults amplified and ridiculed to edge of suicide, and I thought, "gee whiz why are none of these motherfuckers on my Facebook account?"

I'm sure many of you don't use it, and really, more power to you. It's a time draining waste of electricity, but since I've quit smoking, it actually makes it possible for me to jump off the line during slow periods. Fun fact: Nonsmoking chefs don't get breaks.

These people need to contact me if theyre willing. Type in my full name and look for the picture of the sexy bald man laying dominion over two kneeling smiling hotties< nut unlike a Captain Morgan commercil (although that wasnt the intention, and ironically, that happy picture was taken less than 48 hours after my dad got crushed to death by a chevy S-10 on his motorcycle.) So, trying my best to not insult anybody, here are the people that should definitely try to reach me:

Vulcan Raven (Because you may actually be as evil as I am)
Dan Hartrell (The undisputed champion of my nutsack)
Paul Boris (Your magnificent beard compels and inspires me)
Mightymark (Jesus hates you and wants you to cut yourself every time you ejaculate)
Holyevil (I don't know if you're still boning asian girls, but I'd consider becoming one if you'd be my valentine)
Nakedman (ed you skinny fat fucker)
Prototype (Neil Shitforteeth. Don't worry, Im in the same boat. Always like to hear from the land of high gas prices and awful food, but remarkably potent marijuana)
Genocide (because I got high and made love to your sister at the tender age of 14, right after joining the CWF, and you never knew shit about it)
Paperbagman (For your keen fashion sense)
Greenhell (I have always and will always support the independent film maker [read: horribly underskilled film maker])
Chevalier (After all the time I spent harassing you on the BOD in front of what I'm assuming were the only friends you'd ever had, I feel a need to afford you an opportunity to do so in front of all of mine.)
Daos (because I need to find you so I can cut your throat in your sleep and feel the warm blood rushing out of your jugular, applying pressure to your twitching wound with my fingers in order to send the spray in a hundred directions around the room. When I auction the photographs at Sotheby's for a near record $90million, Ill be sure to remind everyone that you were genderless)

I'm sure I missed many. Anyone else, feel free to contact me. Seriously< I miss reading the shit you guys write while you're being payed to not grow corn. And the Board of Doom is terribly designed. How long has Voy had this format? 15 fucking years? Jesus.

And since I know I'm not the only one who only checks in here out of curiosity every 4 months or so, I'll probably repost this shit at a later date. Ciao.

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Replies:

Evolver is cool .... -- Fleshie, 14:23:34 - 05/12/09 - Tue
- Good ol' Thrillall -- Ceekay, 00:41:19 - 05/13/09 - Wed
  - Re: Good ol' Thrillall -- evo, 12:51:22 - 05/13/09 - Wed
  - CEEKAY !!! -- Fleshie, 14:40:48 - 05/13/09 - Wed
    - Re: CEEKAY !!! -- Ceekay!!, 23:25:45 - 05/19/09 - Tue
Evolver is cool -- Holy Evil, 15:15:30 - 05/12/09 - Tue
Fine, thanks. (NT) -- Icehawg(fuck you, you do too 'member me), 18:46:14 - 05/15/09 - Fri
What Is This "Facebook" That you speak of? -- The (Incredible) Paperbagman, 01:12:47 - 05/16/09 - Sat
- Re: What Is This "Facebook" That you speak of? -- evo, 02:56:45 - 05/19/09 - Tue
You stole my sister's innocence? -- Geno, 14:49:57 - 05/17/09 - Sun
The fact that I was not mentioned... -- Widowmaker, 21:30:27 - 06/02/09 - Tue
- KADI KADI KADI!!! -- Geno, 14:34:31 - 06/05/09 - Fri
  - Re: KADI KADI KADI!!! -- Widowmaker, 18:24:58 - 06/29/09 - Mon