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Date Posted: 02:41:25 07/30/02 Tue
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How would that court case go?

Prosecution: Your honor. This case is about the damage that was done to this innocent child by Miss X.

Judge: It is extemely distressing when an innocent child is hurt. I am not lenient on these matters. Continue.

Prosecution: Miss Y, tell us in your own words what Miss X did to you.

Miss Y: She said Suzie Jo was fat.

Prosecution: Continue, please.

Miss Y: (Now in tears) She said (choking back sobs) She said she should not have won the beauty contest!!

Prosecution: NO! How awful. I know this is hard for you. Please continue.

Miss Y: And and and she said, She said her dress was a rag!!! (now sobbing hysterically)

Judge: Ummm. Excuse me. Is this what you are tying my court up with?

Prosecution: Oh No. Your honor. It gets much worse. Please continue Miss Y.

Miss Y: I'm sorry. I'm just a little emotional. Our life has been ruined by this. Our life is pageants. Then, Miss X got on an anonymous internet board and she ....(choking back the tears)..she (blurting it out now) she POSTED MY CHILD'S INITIALS!

(gasps from the audience)

Defense: I object your honor. There is no proof that the defendant was referring to Suzy Jo when she posted the initals SJY. Additionally, the defendent has a farm and she was referring to her own farm animals when she posted that Suzy was a fat pig.

Judge: I agree. Mr. Prosecutor, I would admonish you that this is not the 1st of April. Please take your frivilous lawsuit and do not return to my court room until you have apologized to the American people for tying up our court system and spending their tax dollars on such trivial matters.

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Someone has WAY TO MUCH TIME on their hands . Why are you posting this ? Can't you come up with anything better to talk about than some off color joke ???? I have it , you could ask what is the deal with the new sportswear , ? Fur or no Fur , two tone colors or Single colors , Rhinestones on your gloves or no gloves at all ??? (NT) -- I don't want to read "funny" jokes . This is a Talk board right ?, 15:10:52 07/30/02 Tue
Someone has WAY TO MUCH TIME on their hands . Why are you posting this ? Can't you come up with anything better to talk about than some off color joke ???? I have it , you could ask what is the deal with the new sportswear , ? Fur or no Fur , two tone colors or Single colors , Rhinestones on your gloves or no gloves at all ??? (NT) -- I don't want to read "funny" jokes . This is a Talk board right ?, 15:10:53 07/30/02 Tue
- Re: I thought it was funny. (NT) -- o, 19:19:05 07/30/02 Tue
  - I think we all need a break in the monotiny of discussion, It made me giggle, lightened my heart a little, I think it's cute (NT) -- ., 19:24:10 07/30/02 Tue
Re: (NT) -- love this!, 14:22:09 08/07/02 Wed
Kinda funny! Kinda scary too! (NT) -- I am laughing though, 18:38:16 08/27/02 Tue

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