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Date Posted: 22:39:40 03/08/05 Tue
Author: Stacy's Marketing Agency
Subject: Backstage
In reply to: Chris Jericho 's message, "Highlight Reel" on 18:05:51 03/05/05 Sat


"I'm not doing it. No way, no how." ~Christian's voice travels from behind a screen in the locker room.~










~The camera then pans out to show Stacy Keibler standing with her hands on her hips, with Tyson Tomko to her side with his arms crossed over his chest.~










~Stacy stomps her foot and huffs.~ Christian! Get out here and let me see how it looks! I spent a long time putting that together you know!


~Christian finally shoves aside the screen and glares at them both. He’s dressed in a head to toe maroon and gold superhero's outfit with an embroidered "C" on the chest. ~ "What... possessed you... to make THIS?"

~The crowd BURSTS into laughter as Christian walks out. Even Tomko tries to hide a snicker.~

~Stacy beams.~ It's your alter ego... Captaaaaaain Chariiiiiiiisma! They'll LOVE you! You'll be like The Hurricane! ~She pauses.~ Yes! Can you say "Tag Team?!"

Christian: "Can you say....not happening? No, no, and HELL no....and you don't even start!" ~He gives Tomko a sideways glance.~ "Where's the zipper on this stupid thing anyway?"











~Christian reaches around his back fighting with the seams and stops in front of Johnny D'Amore, who just stares at him. Eric Young fights back a snicker and Bobby Rude still gives Tomko a wary eye. D'Amore speaks first.~ "Its...its...its next...next...." ~And before he can get it out, all 3 of Team Canada burst into tearful laughter.~


~ D'Amore tries to finish his words, but can't. Reaching up and putting his hand on Christian's shoulder, as Young helps him up. Rude turns and joins him. Christian stands there, looking at all 3 of them and finally blows!~

Christian: "Oh, this is FUNNY to you all huh? Here, I got a real punchline....You're in such a great mood, then fine, you can tell Tyson a joke out in that ring next. Wait, I've got one of my own. What's black, blue and dead in the water?"

~Rude raises a finger to answer.~ "A duck decoy!"

~Everyone in the room looks at Rude, who just shrugs. Christian snaps back.~ "Nice try, Captain Caveman. But the answer is? Johnny D'Amore, after his next match!"

Stacy: Yeah! ~Pouts.~ I had that outfit customized... too...

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