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Date Posted: 18:40:19 04/23/05 Sat
Author: Ric Flair
Subject: General Manager
In reply to: Live From Baltimore, Maryland 's message, "Brand Monday Night Raw" on 01:41:03 03/27/05 Sun


Woooooooooo!







~As soon as we return from the commercial break, the General Manager Ric Flair comes walking out from the back with purpose, power walking into the ring and takes a mic, all fired up.~


Ric: Now THAT is what The Authority is all about! Sean O’Haire and Batista had a problem, and they FOUGHT it out, unlike that UNWORTHY Shane Douglas who just disappeared when things got rough!

~He waits out the boos from the crowd.~ Fat Earl Hebner got in the way, and they TOOK HIM OUT! Randy Orton showed no MERCY to that jumping bean Rey Mysterio OR that fat son of a bitch “HOT ROD” WOOOOOOOO Rowdy Roddy PIPER! We are the authority in the back – we are the evolution of this business – we are a DYNASTY!

~He bounces off the ropes with a strut.~ David my Boooooo- ~Flair is then cut off as…~









If Ya Smeeeeee… If Ya Smeeeeee… If Ya Smeeeeeellalalalaloooow!

WHAT THE ROCK!

Iiiiiiiiiis Cooooooooking!







~… THE ROCK struts out to a HUUUUUUUUGE eruption from the crowd! The camera shoots over to the announce desk where JBL’s eyes are bulging out of his head!~


JR: My God! My God! It’s THE ROCK! I can’t remember the last time I heard an ovation like this! The Rock has invaded Monday Night Raw!


~Ric Flair’s eyes have gone blood red as he watches Rock climb the ropes on the apron, raising his fist above his head and soaking in the electricity from this Raw crowd. Ric begins to scream for the music to be cut as Rock enters the ring, screaming over it as Rock takes a mic.~


Ric: YOU! You can’t be here! GET OUT! Get out of my ring! Get off MY show!

~Rock interrupts him with a loud “WOOOOOOO” of his own to a pop from the crowd! Ric’s eyes almost shoot out of his head, and he goes to scream at Rock, but The Great One puts his hand up in his face, shutting him up once more.~


Rock: Fiiiiiiiinally… THE ROOOOCK… Haaaaaas Come BACK… to Monday… Night… RAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! ~The crowd blows up!~

Ric: NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO! I get to decide who comjes and goes, and you’re not WELCOMED on my show!

Rock: Who, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… The Rock begs to differ. You see, The Rock had a welcoming committee meet him at the door tonight. Yeah, that’s right… and The Rock’s welcoming committee was none other than Christiana Flaaaaaaaaair!

~Ric does a double take as the crowd ROARS, balling up his fist and about ready to explode as he tosses his suit coat aside and pulls at his tie.~

Rock: That’s right, daddy… you’re lookin’ at your new son in law!

~Rock grins as Ric gives him a two handed shove to the chest, turning purple as he pulls at his hair. Ric bounces off the ropes, dropping an elbow drop to the mat and slams his hands against it before getting back up in Rock’s face, screaming out “Noooooooooo!”~

~Rock holds his hands up.~ You’re right, The Rock’s lying. Because the fact of the matter is, is that The Rock don’t want to go where every other guy in the back has gone, that’s just icky!

~Ric screams into the mic.~ You take that BACK you SON OF A BITCH! I’m gonna kill you, Rock, I’m gonna kill you! What in God’s name do you WANT?! TELL ME!

~Rock holds a hand up, nodding his head.~ Alright, Ric… in order to prevent a heart attack, The Rock’s going to tell you. It’s simple, it’s just like this. It’s real simple, Ric, The Rock has done it all, he’s done it AAAAAAALL… All American high school athlete, College football champion, leading man in Hollywood, multi-time World Heavyweight Champion… faced STONE COLD Steve Austin at WrestleMania’s 1 and 4… gimme a HELL YEAH! ~The crowd responds with a “HELL YEAH!”~ The Rock said his prayers and ate his vitamins and faced HULKAMANIA at WrestleMania 3… ~Waits out a brief “HOGAN” chant before continuing.~ … and last but not least, at WrestleMania 2, The Rock went ONE on ONE with “The Genetic Freak”… ~He flexes a bicep and kisses it.~ … “Big Poppa Pump” Scott STEEEEEEEINER!

~The crowd breaks out into a HUGE “STEINER” chant that Rock has to wait down before continuing. He holds a hand up in Ric’s face as he goes to speak.~ The Jabroni beatin’, LALALALALA Pie eatin’, elbow droppin’, heart-stoppin’, locked, stocked, eyebrow cocked, People’s Champ THE ROCK!

~He waits out the cheers from the people.~ But the one thing… the one thing that The Rock has never done… is WHOOP the limousine ridin’, jet flyin’, kiss stealin’, wheelin’ dealin’ son of a WOOOOOOO gun… ~He comes off the ropes with a Flair strut.~ … “Nature Boy” RIC FLAAAAAAAAIR… at Wrestle… Maaaaaania.

~Rock now stands directly in front of Flair, locking eyes with him as he stares down at him.~ Ric Flair… The Rock… the biggest WrestleMania of ALL time… WrestleMania 5… history… will be made.

~The crowd is going absolutely fucking WILD as they stare one another down. After a few moments, the camera pans in on Flair as he smirks and nods his head, accepting the challenge! The crowd BLOWS up from this, and they pop even MORE as Rock pulls The Nature Boy into a ROCK BOTTOM and jams him into the mat! Rock pops right back up to his feet and takes the mic.~

Rock: If Ya SMEEEEEEELLALALALALOOOOW! What THE ROCK… iiiiiiiiiis coooooking!


~His theme blasts back over the speakers as he climbs the ropes, soaking in the electricity from these wild Baltimore fans as we go to a commercial break!~

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