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Date Posted: 02:25:10 01/31/05 Mon
Author: Les Séparatistes
Subject: Café de Marie
In reply to: Shawn Michaels and Jeff Jarrett 's message, "Pre-Match Words" on 01:29:24 01/23/05 Sun


~When we return from the break, we see the ring has been decked out with red carpeting, a Parisian street lamp and other decorations, as well as a small café table with three chairs, a vase with flowers sitting on the table in the middle. Just as the crowd is wondering what’s going on, “La Résistance” hits the PA, signaling the arrival of Les Séparatistes.~






~Marie-Claude leads the way, wearing chic European fashions, with both Undisputed Tag Team Championships on either shoulder. René Duprée and Sylvan Grenier follow behind, waving the France and Québec flags proudly. Once they get to the ring, the boys head in first, each sitting on the middle rope for Marie-Claude to climb through. Once inside the ring, she raises the belts high before turning and placing them on the café table. René and Sylvan set their flags in opposite corners of the ring, and René signals for a mic which is handed to him. He then brings it over to Marie, who smiles thankfully.~

Marie: Merci mon cher. Welcome, Mesdames et Monsieurs, to de very first ever… Café de Marie!!

~The crowd boos loudly, but Marie is unwavering, as she motions to her boys.~

Marie: My very first guests are de NEW Undisputed Tag Team Champions of DE WORLD… René Duprée and Sylvan Grenier!!!!

~René and Sylvan grin, spreading their arms out and bowing exaggeratedly.~

Marie: Please, mes chers, have a seat.

~Sylvan pulls a chair out for Marie, and she sits in it, then René and Sylvan each sit in their seats.~

Marie: Tell me, s’il vous plaît… ‘ow does it feel to be de Tag Team Champions?

~Sylvan leans forward and Marie points the mic to him.~

Sylvan: Ben…. C’est magnifique!!! It feels truly wonderful to finally be able to prove ‘ow spectacular Les Séparatistes really are.

~Marie now points the mic to René.~ Oui oui, c’est vrai – it’s true! We ‘ave deserved de belts for so long now, and we are grateful dat we ‘ave finally been given de FAIR opportunity to prove dat we are de best!

~The crowd boos, but Marie grins, nodding.~ Now tell me, mes chers, ‘ow do you feel dat you ‘ave NOT been given de opportunity to defend your status at de Royal Rumble?

~The two men frown, and René speaks first.~ It is really unfortunate. Les Séparatistes are fighting champions, and we would ‘ave gladly taken on anyone to prove dat we deserve dese belts!!

~Sylvan speaks up.~ But we realize dat dis is also a blessing. C’est que… ‘oo REALLY wants to wrestle in… ~makes a face~ …Las Vegas?!

René: Ouias, vraiment! I feel digusting just being ‘ere… in SIN CITY. ~looks digusted~ Wit’ DIRTY, FILTY Américains!!

~The trio gets booed loudly, but they are unfazed.~

Sylvan: And you, chère Marie-Claude, to ‘ave been forced to come here! Someone as beautiful and sophisticated as you… dese people do not deserve to see you!!

~Marie shakes her head sadly, as the crowd continues to boo.~

Marie: Et vous deux non plus. No Américain deserves to see ANY of Les Séparatistes, de Tag Team Champions, but dat is okay. We are extending some compassion to de less fortunate, by gracing dem wit’ our presence, and with some sophisticated French culture, because truly, dey NEED some sophistication in dis filty city.

~She stands.~ Now, Mesdames et Monsieurs, please stand and applaud your Champions, Les Séparatistes! ~René and Sylvan also stand, grinning widely and raising the belts high, when…~









Hellooooooooo… Laaaaaadiiiiiiiies!







~… Val Venis walks out onto the top of the stage to a surprising pop from the crowd! Val walks out, wearing his patented robe, mic in hand.~ Heeeelloooo… Maaaaaarie!

~He licks his lips and rubs his chin.~ Correct me if I’m wrong, but you seem to have a problem with MY hometown of Las Vegas, Nevada?

~The three then stand in the ring, nodding their heads.~

Marie: Absolument!

~Val grins, shaking his head.~ Alright then… I’m gonna call you on your open challenge, right here, right now in Sin City!

~The crowd pops, and after a few moments, René and Sylvan wave him on, accepting.~

~Val holds a hand up.~ Just calm down there, sparky… I’m not going it alone. I’ve got a fellow hometown boy waiting in the wings, so why don’t I bring him out now so we can do this, Las Vegas style!

~Marie and Les Séparatistes stand in the ring, waiting impatiently as…~










Climb on Board the HOOOOOOOOOO Traaaaaaaaaaain!







~... the crowd goes WILD for the GODFATHER! The Pimp Daddy struts out onto the top of the stage, flanked by his three ladies for the night, Amy Weber, Joy Giovanni, and Christy Hemme!~














~The Godfather meets up with Val on the ramp, taking the mic.~ Hey, hey, HEY! Everybody in the house tonight had BETTER smoke a fatty for THIS Pimp Daddy and climb on board the HOOOOOOOOO traaaaaaaaain!~


Val and The Godfather then rush the ring as Marie-Claude quickly heads to the outside. Rene charges Venis, but Val sends him flying over the top rope and to the floor! Godfather then ducks Sylan and clotheslines him over the top and to the floor as well, and then they proceed to take apart Marie’s set, destroying it and tossing it out of the ring!

Referee Charles Robinson makes his way down to the ring, calling for the bell and making this Tag Team Championship match official! As Val and The Godfather finish clearing the ring of the set, Rene attempts to mug them from behind, but Godfather turns on a dime and catches him with a stiff lariat. Val heads out to the corner and Godfather starts it up, comes off the ropes and struts in a circle before dropping a huge leg drop across one half of the champions’ throat! He goes for the cover, but Sylvan dives into the ring to break up the count.

Val now rushes the ring illegally and meets Grenier with a right hand, firing him off the ropes and catches him on the return with a tilt-a-whirl slam, sending him rolling to the outside! Godfather now meets Rene with a right hand, and then Venis whips him off into a corner. The Godfather begins to light it up, charging up the train and comes flying in, crunching Rene in the corner! He then tosses Dupree into the middle of the ring as Val heads up to the top rope, stopping to shake his stuff before flying off with the Money Shot, connecting dead on! He hooks the leg, and Robinson counts the one, two, TWO! Grenier breaks it up!

Godfather now runs Grenier over and follows him to the outside. Sylvan stumbles to where Marie-Claude is and hides behind her. Marie stands in front of the Godfather, holding her ground. The Pimp Daddy stops dead in his tracks and holds his hands up, breaking out into a grin as his three ladies come up from behind Marie, circling her. The crowd pops as they anticipate a cat fight, but Robinson slides to the outside, trying his damndest to prevent one from breaking up!













Suddenly, a man hops over the barricade and slides into the ring, stalking behind Venis! As soon as Val turns around, he grabs him by the head and DRIVES him into the mat with a Flatliner!

This mystery man then rolls out of the ring and mugs The Godfather from behind, breaking his very own cane across his head, cursing at him in another language! Meanwhile, not quite sure what is going on, Grenier keeps the ref occupied before sliding into the ring, and he and Rene pull Val up and DRIVE him into the mat with the La Fin finisher! Marie then points the ref into the ring, and Robinson slides in, counting the one, two, THREE to a LOUD round of boos from the fans!


“La Résistance” blasts over the speakers as Les Séparatistes regroup on the out, Tag Team Championship in tact! Meanwhile, the mystery man escapes through the crowd, immediately being flanked by security and escorted away as both Val Venis and The Godfather lie down and out, being tended to by the ladies.

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