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Date Posted: 16:01:53 08/25/04 Wed
Author: Adonis Jordan vs John Cena
Subject: US Championship Tournament 1st Round
In reply to: General Manager Stephanie McMahon & Jesse Hart 's message, "Opening Announcements" on 03:05:00 08/24/04 Tue






"Get it on the Floor" by DMX hits the speakers as Evolution's Adonis Jordan comes out from behind the curtain. He does a shuffle step for a bit and then comes to the ring, circling around and stepping through the top and middle ropes.





so, you think you’re untouchable?
WORD LIFE!







"Basic Thuganomics" rapes over the speakers, and the fans simply EXPLODE as the Doctor himself appears, John Cena! He steps out form the back pumping the "Word Life" sign above his head, sporting an Evolution T-shirt with a picture of all four members on it, with Randy Orton and Charlie O'Neale in the middle, Adonis and Dinsmore on the outside. There's a big red "X" crossed over Orton and O'Neale's faces, indicating that he has already dealt with them. He slides into the ring and tosses his steel chain into the corner and his hat into the crowd, and then points over at Jordan, pulls his shirt up over his head and tosses it right in his face, following it up with a HUGE lariat, kick starting this match!


Adonis gets plowed to the canvas from Cena's assault, trying to get the shirt off of his head and back to his feet. John rocks him back into the ropes with right hands before firing him across, ducking his head and takes Jordan over with a HIGH back body drop! Adonis hits hard and rebounds right back up to his feet, just so that Cena can charge in like a bull and plow over him, clotheslining him over the top rope and to the floor!

Adonis finally gets the shirt away as he lands on the outside floor, stumbling away and tossing it to the crowd. He tries to get his bearings and finds himself facing Jax and DDP. He turns and gives Page the "up yours" before shaking his head and moving slowly back to the ring, where Cena comes charging in with a baseball slide, connecting dead on and sends Adonis flying OVER the announce table and into DDP's lap!

As Jordan tries to pull himself together, Page slaps him across the back of the head and shoves him back towards Cena, who simply runs him over AGAIN, jamming him into the floor!
Jordan is being decimated at this point, crawling on his hands and knees to get away from Cena. The Doctor plays to the crowd, stalking behind Jordan and SLAPS him across the ass, screaming out "WHO'S YOUR DADDY, BITCH?!"

Jordan does a front roll at this point, getting as far away from him as possible and rolls back into the ring He turns about 3 shades of dark red, fuming from the embarrassment! Cena follows him into the ring, coming right in after him and stops in front, and then waves his hand in front of his face as the entire arena screams out "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

However, Jordan reaches out and grabs him by the belt buckle, yanking him chest first into the corner as he goes for the hand wave. When Cena rebounds out, he takes him backwards with a rollup, forcing him down into a quick pin attempt, and the crowd gasps as he almost gets the three before Cena rolls his shoulder out at the last possible second!

As he gets up, Adonis goes downwards with a hard dropkick to the side of his head. Cena crumbles to his back, knocked loopy from the shot, and the crowd now finally quiets down. Adonis measures him and drops an elbow from his standing point, and when he connects, pulls Cena back to his feet. He goes to Irish whip him into the ropes and shortarms it, rushing forward and hitting a side neck breaker on the Doctor! The crowd boos loudly as Cena's head is driven into the mat, and his body rebounds from the impact before laying flat down on his back.

Adonis goes right back on the attack, laying shots into his head and kneeling over him with repeated punches. Cena finally crawls away from Jordan and into a corner, shaking his head out as he attempts to pull himself up. Adonis goes over and yanks on the top rope, forcing his foot into Cena's chest for a moment. When the ref goes for the counts Jordan stops at 4 and puts a HARD shot back onto his sternum. Jordan backs up and plays to the crowd for a bit...He then turns around and rushes the corner, going for a sliding dropkick on Cena there. The Doctor ducks out of the way at the last second, and Adonis goes airborne into the ringpost, crotch first!

The crowd "OOOOOOOOH'S" as Jordan's eyes bug out of his head, and this allows Cena to pull himself together. As Adonis crawls out of the corner and gets to his knees, Cena looks out to the crowd and kneels over, PUMPING UP THE KICKS! As soon as Adonis reaches his feet, still hunched over, Cena comes charging in from behind, driving Jordan face first into the mat with the Throwback flipping neck breaker!

Adonis hits the canvas hard, sitting up for a second and then going to the side, his hands holding his tender privates. The crowd is going bananas as Cena leans over Jordan, waving his hand in front of his face with a "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!" The Doctor then comes off the ropes, dusts his shoulder off, stops, dusts off referee Charles Robinson's shoulder as well, and then drops the 5 Knuckle Shuffle fist drop to the top of his head!

As Cena backs into the ropes after the shuffle, holding the “Word Life” sign above his head, TOMMY DREAMER comes out of nowhere and laces him between the shoulder blades with a kendo stick! Adonis pulls Robinson closer to him to try and find a contact as soon as he sees Dreamer coming out of the crowd, thus allowing Dreamer to go unseen!

Adonis pats Robinson on the shoulder and appears to put something back in his eye, then catches Cena as he moves up, hooking his arm between his legs in a pump handle and spinning him around into an Implanted DDT! The crowd BOOMS with boos as Cena is planted into the mat, and Jordan covers for the one, two, THREE!


Jordan rolls out of the ring after the pin as his theme hits over the speakers once more, grinning from ear to ear as he will advance to the next round of the tournament! He turns back to face Cena as he sits up, waving his hand in front of his face before disappearing to the back.

Cena pulls himself up in the ring and looks all around, having no clue just what in the hell happened… until he makes eye contact with Tommy Dreamer who has escaped through the crowd and stopped at the top of the stairs, pointing down into the ring at Cena with a wicked smirk. Cena’s eyes go wide as he stares up at Dreamer, cursing him out and telling him that he’s a dead man as we go to a commercial break.

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