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Date Posted: 17:01:22 08/29/04 Sun
Author: Paul Heyman
Subject: Special In Ring Interview
In reply to: Live from San Antonio, Texas 's message, "Brand Monday Night Raw!" on 01:53:39 08/24/04 Tue

~When we return from the commercial break, we take you to ringside where Paul Heyman is standing in the middle of the ring, looking none too pleased, mic in hand.~

Heyman: As many of you may now know, I, Paul Heyman, am nothing but a stooge. Yes, nothing more than a bottom rung, worthless piece of flesh that Mr. McMahon has decided to sacrifice to the monster that I�ve been given the unfair, unjust, down right disrespectful task of interviewing right here tonight� and that monster is none other than the Big Red Machine� KAAAAAAAANE!

~�Slow Chemical� blasts over the speakers as fire blares up from around the entranceway, and moments later, out steps the monster himself, and as JR says it, �Through hell, fire, and brimstone�, here comes Kane! He makes his way down to ringside at a methodical pace, stepping onto the apron and then into the ring from over the top rope, looking all around the arena as the fans boo him loudly.~

Heyman: Kane, welcome, and let me get right to the point. What Mr. McMahon, and probably what most of these unworthy pieces of trash here in San Antonio want to know� ~The crowd boos loudly.~ Is why did you do what you did to your brother, The Undertaker?

~Kane leans forward to speak, which causes Heyman to wince.~

Kane: What�s the matter Paul, are you scared of me?

~Heyman nods his head.~ Terrified, actually�

Kane: GOOD!

~Heyman jumps back, clutching his chest as Kane breaks out into a maniacal laugh.~

~Heyman takes a few deep breaths before continuing.~ I guess what everybody wants to know is� why, Kane? Ever since WrestleMania when you were stripped of your mask, with all due respect, you�ve been an unpredictable son of a bitch! You�ve been on a spree of destruction and violence! You�ve gone after The Authority, rightfully so, if I might add, but you�ve also gone after Mattiude, the Dudleyz, David Flair, and most recently, as of last night, your very own brother, The Undertaker! Now you�ve boggled my mind, Kane, and everybody wants to know why, why do you do what you do?

~Kane stands up straight and leans his head back before leaning down into Heyman�s face, speaking into the mic.~ Why is an easy question, Paul. Why do I do what I do is very simple. I do what I do, Paul, because I�m a MONSTER! I�m a disfigured, deadly monster! Is that a good enough reason for you, Paul? IS THAT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON?!

~Sweat drips down Heyman�s forehead as he fixes his collar, nodding his head.~ Yes, it�s a very good answer� But Kane, if I may� you�re not disfigured� you�re just� well� you�re simply attractively challenged, that�s all.

~Kane�s eyes go grow wide.~ Are you making fun of me? Are you making FUN of me, PAUL?!

Heyman: No, no sir, I am not! You�re a very attractive man, I apologize, I don�t know what I�m saying!

Kane: Now I�m attractive? Am I so attractive that you would date me, Paul? Huh? ANSWER ME!

~Heyman stumbles on his words.~ Well� I don�t swing that way� not that there�s anything wrong with that, but if I did� I�d� I�d�

Kane: That�s what I thought! Nobody wants to date me� nobody wants to kiss me� Hell, Paul, nobody wants to make love to me� because I�m nothing but a MONSTER! And do you know why I�m a monster, Paul?

~Heyman shakes his head no as Kane bellows out the answer.~ Because of THE UNDERTAKER! My big brother has turned me into what I am today, it�s all his fault! You try to walk in the shoes of the �Deadman!� You try growing up with him, beating on you from the time you were an infant, going as far as to set you on FIRE, Paul! My brother The Undertaker was so jealous of me, he craved so much attention that he tried to KILL me! He made me feel as though I HAD to wear a mask to hide the demons inside of me, Paul� But now, after being under his thumb for my entire life, I�m finally free, Paul� I�m finally free to do what I�ve wanted to do for my entire life� I�m finally free to� Kill� The Undertaker!

~The crowd is thrown by Kane�s words, but they boo nonetheless.~

Heyman: To kill� The Undertaker? Your very own brother?

Kane: Did you just not LISTEN to me, Paul? Did you not here what he DID to me?

~Heyman shakes his head.~ I heard you, sir, I heard you!

Kane: Then why are you patronizing me? Is this a joke to you? If my life�s struggle worth nothing more than a good chuckle to you, Paul? HUH? ANSWER ME!

Heyman: I�m not laughing at you, Kane, I understand� I understand you!

~Kane�s eyes go wide and he becomes EXTREMELY upset.~ You understand me? YOU understand ME? ~Kane reaches forward, grasping Heyman by the throat, choking the life out of him!~ NOBODY understands me, Paul! ~he now lifts Heyman up off the mat as his legs wiggle wildly in the air. Kane walks around with him in his grip, SCREAMING at him before CHOKESLAMMING him straight to hell!~

~The crowd actually boos as Heyman is drilled into the mat, and Kane stands above him, not done yet as he lifts Heyman right up off the mat by the throat once more, hoisting him up for a Tombstone!~

~The Undertaker now makes his way down the ramp, climbing onto the apron and tells Kane to put Heyman down. Kane stands across from his big brother, glaring at him as he does the throat slash signal and TOMBSTONES Heyman deep into the mat, crunching his neck!~

~Taker lowers and shakes his head, stepping into the ring through the middle ropes, making his way over to his brother, taking him by the arm and lifting him to his feet. Kane immediately shoves him away, pointing and glaring at Taker, yelling at.~

Kane: DON�T TOUCH ME!

~Taker holds his hands up, stepping closer to Kane, trying to talk some sense into him. Kane tilts his head to the side, closing his eyes and shaking his head, and a few tears begin to stream down his cheek. Taker seems to be getting through to him, and he steps forward, placing a hand on Kane�s shoulder.~

~Suddenly, Kane grasps Taker by the throat and hoists him high into the air, chokeslamming him to the mat to a round of boos from the fans! As The Deadman rolls over onto his side, coughing, Kane stalks in behind him, driving boots to the back of his head ferociously! Kane now pulls Taker up and fires him off into the ropes, catching him with a HUGE sidewalk slam as he returns!~

~The fans are booing Kane loudly as he stalks around the ring, and as soon as Taker pulls himself up and leans against the ropes, Kane clothesline him up and over and to the outside! The Big Red Machine now follows taker out, grabbing a chair and LACES Taker across the back with it, and as Taker straightens out, he DRILLS him with a Big Boot to the mouth!~

~Taker is knocked silly as he struggles up to his feet out of instinct, and Kane takes him right back down to the floor with a VICIOUS chair shot to the head! And then, to top it off, as Taker sits on his knees, Kane drills him with another shot, and then another, and then another, busting The Undertaker wiiiiiiiiide open!~

~Kane now drops down onto him, mounting him and begins to ram repeated rights and lefts to the bloody head of his brother until The Undertaker lays motionless! Kane now rubs his hands all over The Undertaker�s bloody face and rubs the blood off onto his own face, even going as far as to LICK the blood off of his hands! The fans are booming with boos as Kane looks down to his brother and squishes his cheeks together, telling him to rot in hell as we go to a commercial break!~

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