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Date Posted: 14:49:52 09/06/04 Mon
Author: John Cena
Subject: Backstage
In reply to: Live From Miami, Florida 's message, "Brand Smackdown!" on 14:29:15 09/01/04 Wed






-The crowd pops as the Smacktron lights up and we catch up with John Cena as he is heading towards the exit of the arena. Josh Matthews is seen running up to Cena, catching up to him.-


Josh: John, John!

Cena: What up little man?

Josh: John, can I just get a few words about the busy night you’ve had tonight, and why you did what you did?

Cena: Word? Like it wasn’t obvious… Tommy Dreamer cost me the US Championship, so I done cost him the tag straps, self-explanatory.

Josh: What about Les Séparatistes?

Cena: Brah, them two French fag***** threw my ass through a WALL last week… them bitches got what they had comin’ to ‘em! Ya heard?

Josh: I hear you, John… but what about Evolution?

-Cena snorts.- What ‘bout them? The only thing that confuses me about Evolution, is how on EARTH can 4 dicks as big as them be pussies? I mean come on, you’ve got Matt “won’t have my own match” Morgan who’s so jacked he hasn’t seen his balls in a year. Then you’ve got homeboy Adonis Jordan, trying to act like he’s from the streets when that bitch is from OHIO! A black dude from Ohio, man sounds like a mix between 50 Cent and Al Snow!

-Cena shakes his head.- And don’t even get me STARTED on multiple personality boy Nick Dinsmore…

Josh: Mulitple personalities?

Cena: What, you haven’t SEEN this nut job running around the back here like a retard calling himself Eugene? Pffffft! That boy is WACKED!

Josh: What about Randy Orton’s World title shot tonight?

Cena: What ‘bout it?

Josh: Well, do you think he stands a chance?

Cena: Hell yeah he does… he’s got Hart working it for him. EVERYONE knows that the LAST thing that Jesse boy wants to do is take on Kurt Angle at SummerSlam. Hell, if I was Hart, I’d take my shot at Orton too, easy pickins’ little fella! The bottom line is that Tommy Dreamer can’t lace my boots, and Jesse Hart can’t see Kurt Angle…














-Just then, Cena is mugged from behind by Jesse Hart! Hart runs him over and sends him flying through the exit doors, and once Cena comes through on the other side, TOMMY DREAMER laces him across the head with a Kendo stick shot!-












-Cena stumbles back into a right hand by Hart and drops down to the concrete floor, laid out!-


Hart: I can’t SEE Kurt Angle? Well see this, BITCH!


-As Cena sits up on his knees, Hart DRILLS him right in the mouth with a huge stomp! Tommy leans over Cena, wielding the Kendo stick, waving him up. Jesse puts his hands up, backing Dreamer off and pulls out a set of HANDCUFFS from his pocket, cuffing Cena’s hands behind his back!-

-Dreamer grins from ear to ear, and as soon as John stumbles up to his feet, Tommy DRILLS him with another shot! Cena falls back into hart’s grasp, and Jesse shoves him forward to Tommy.-


Hart: Hold 'em up!


-Tommy keeps Cena vertical as Hart begins to unload with a series of right hands, busting John wiiiiiiiiide open! Cena crumbles to his knees, and Hart continues to pound away on his forehead, Cena’s blood covering Jesse’s fist!-


Hart: You wanna FUCK with us, Cena? HUH? Well F*** YOU!


-Hart backs up and shakes his now bloody fists out, having almost broken his own hand on the barely conscious Cena’s forehead! Dreamer continues the assault with vicious stomps to the back of the head, and then he pulls Cena up, and DRILLS him with a TommyHawk onto the hood of a parked car!-

-The crowd cringes as Cena lands on his cuffed hands behind his back, rolling off of the car and face first to the concrete. Dreamer drops down to his knees and grabs John by the back of the head.-


Dreamer: You… me… SUMMERSLAM!


Hart: If you can MAKE IT! -He then steps forward, booting Cena in the ribs!- BITCH!


-Cena coughs blood up and curls up on the concrete, a complete bloody mess as Hart and Dreamer pound fists. Tommy gives Cena one last shot of his own as Hart spits on the Doctor, and they head back into the arena, leaving the barely breathing Cena a bloody mess in the parking lot!-

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