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Date Posted: 20:13:38 02/05/04 Thu
Author: The phantom shitter was actually...
Subject: Re: A Few more tales from Brook Street
In reply to: Kolly Kibber 's message, "A Few more tales from Brook Street" on 14:56:18 02/04/04 Wed

I thought that after all these years of people believing that ed feast was the phantom shitter, it would only be appropriate to announce that i know who the REAL phantom shitter was.

I know this because i was in the toilet when it happened.

After having quite a long a releiving piss in the urinal i was zipping myself up to hear "ah shit" come from one of the cubicles. Out of pure curiosity i followed the random swearing until i saw the cubicle door open and a kings boy run out, what was then seen on the floor was the shit itself.

I must explain that at the time of this happening i was a few years below finch etc hence i knew the name of the perpetrator. It was a lad called GUY CRAVEN who was not a phantom shitter at all, just a year 8 or 9 kid who couldnt control the positioning of his shits.

One thing i heard afterwards that i found hilariously funny was what happened to a year 7. Him and his mates got hold of the shit with a lolly stick and put it in the blow dryer. However it did not stop there, they thought they could make it fly by turning the blow dryer on. To alot of peoples amusement this plan backfired and a year 7 boy got a facefull of flying shit hahaha. Curiosity didnt kill the cat, it killed that stupid little bastard for playing with someone elses poo!

Though i do feel sorry for the old man who had to clean it, what a job eh!

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