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Bernice Grandberry
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Date Posted: 22:27:17 07/13/02 Sat
In reply to:
Bernice Grandberry
's message, "Re: Behind The Music: B2K and IMx The Aftermath and Downfall... (comedy story begins)" on 22:17:48 07/13/02 Sat
IMx’s Access Granted on BET and what you did NOT see…UNCUT
Batman: (smiles) So, I mean, I can’t get your number or something?
Video Girl: (smiles) Um (laughs) Well…
Romeo: Come on! You always trying to mack. Bring yo’ ol’big head...
Batman: Man, I’m coming! I’m just...(turns attention back to girl) So, can I get your number?
Video Girl: How about we meet up tonight after the shoot?
Batman: (smiles) I gotta go home and get ready to do some IMx junk tomorrow. I won’t have a chance to meet up with you. How about (looks at her pants) I get your two way number and your cell and we’ll try to work it out from there.
Chris: Marq! Let us go! Now!
Batman: I’m coming! Dang! Shut yo’...(whispers) ...fat ass up.
Video Girl: (laughs) You’re crazy…Marq. Here, take my number.
Batman: (smiles) Coo’. I guess I’ll...talk to you later.
Video Girl: Alright. See ya (walks away)
Batman thinking: I’m gon’ get that later.
Chris: Where were you? Huh? Messin’ with those females when I told you, you need to keep focused and stop acting like you are “the man” when IMx can’t even sell albums.
Batman: Eh, we sold albums. We been in this business ten…how many years Kel?
LDB: Shut up, I ain’t talking to you.
Batman: (rolls eyes) About ten or something years. You can’t tell us that.
Chris: I did, didn’t I?
Batman: Anyways, let’s get through with this. I’m ready to go home.
Chris: (walking off towards the stage manager) Yeah, you and me too buddy.
Batman: Now what’s wrong with you Kel?
LDB: You was talking to my girl nigga.
Batman: Your girl!
LDB: Did I stutter?
Batman: That ain’t your girl. She didn’t mention you.
LDB: She ain’t got to mention me for yo’ big dome head ass not to understand I was talking to her. Those side burns must be blocking your view too huh?
Batman: What?
Romeo: (laughs) He said those side-
Batman: Man, I heard him. You trippin’ Kel. Over that girl? You can have ha’
LDB: No, I don’t want her.
Batman: Then, why you arguing about it? Punk.
LDB: What?
Romeo: He said, why you-
LDB: Man, I heard him. You know what? Fuck, you (points at Batman), fuck you (points at Romeo) and fuck that fat ass ova’ (points at Chris) there I’m out. (begins to walk off) I’m going home I’ll see yall asses lata. (turns back around)
LDB: I ain't got no ride home. Yall gimme da keys...
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