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Date Posted: 13:46:34 11/17/02 Sun
Author: Swiftclaw
Subject: Re: Your a badger of good what are you doing here
In reply to: klitch 's message, "Your a badger of good what are you doing here" on 04:33:40 11/17/02 Sun

Ah alas I was brought up as a goodbeast. Luckily for me I got captured by wolves when young. They brought me up killing and tourturing for long seasons. I even fought in many of their key wars against woodlanders. I did try to go back to being a goodbeast when I was educated at Redwall but it just wasn't for me. Ye see I love to kill and destory. In fact I didnt leave Redwall they kicked me out, a fact that has made me begrudge all woodlanders. They think that my love for battle (and meat!) makes me a vermin but rather it was their scorn that did it for me. Besides the life of a goodbeast is highly overrated. Who would want to plant crops all day when you can get someone else to do it? Who would want to sit around telling stories all night when you can live them as a vermin? And who in the world doesnt like meat? If you are worried about me going soft on woodlanders you might want to read some of my missions. I am a killing beast not just a badger. Oh and my Badger self could kick your weasel rear end all over the western shores! (no offense matey, just pointing out that having a fully grown male badger on your side has its advantages) Plus I can walk right into the midsts of goodbeasts and they wont think a thing is wrong, until I kill them all!!!

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