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Date Posted: 21:31:36 09/20/03 Sat
Author: SM78
Subject: I can't imagine having sex with Ann Coulter
In reply to: Sister Regina Dentata 's message, "I can't imagine Ann Coulter having sex..." on 11:43:58 09/19/03 Fri

The Sinner-Man is a man with considerable past sexual experience. Having said that, I would have absolutelty no idea of how to approach Ann or even how to begin to seduce a woman like her. I cannot get a read on Ann sexually. She exudes nothing that is sexual. She is an intense hell creature who, in another and better Democratic age, would be relegated to GOP ward duty where she would probably get in fistfights with black dykes working for the Dems.

One scenario I can think of is Chris Matthews and Ann Coulter having intense and really rough S & M sex where someone gets seriously hurt because both partners would escalate the pain and humiliation. My guess is that sex with Ann is a bloodsport and she is a black widow who has to figuratively kill whatever she fucks. Chris Matthews stikes me as the male version of Ann. They are both humorless media meglomaniacs. Those two are part of the acid fruit of a Republican nation. I saw Chris grilling Ann the other day and Ann -- she who has become quite the GOP historical revisionist -- was as smug as Matthews. Ann did a very bad job of comparing our occupation of Iraq to that of Japan. She just butchered history on Fox for the sake of defending the Bush abortion in Iraq.

I cannot see any sexuality in her except that pathological and dangerous form of S & M. I bet that it would take a very powerful GOP man like Rubert Murdoch to conquer Ann, for she is all about conquest and not seduction. A man cannot seduce a hell creature like her, one rather must defeat her with pure physical force in a bizarre GOP mating ritual.

You would have to be a guy like Murdoch and you would have to walk in the bedroom and just slug her in the face, and I mean lay her out with a split lip. She would get up bleeding from the mouth and smile at you in a manical way. Then you would haul off and belt her again. This process would be repeated until her will was broken and you made her call you "Daddy" to prove it. Yes, you would have your way with her, but then she would pull a .38 out of her purse and shoot you because she is a black widow. The courts would let her walk because you beat her up. They would never understand what really went down. But it would not matter, for losing Rubert Murdoch in a sex ritual would be a positive thing. Maybe they would do an episode of The Simpsons about it as a sort of comic obit. Rubert would probably like it as he looked on from the pit of hell.

Ann will never ever lose to a man. Nor will she ever marry because that would be an admission that she was weak. Ann lives to wreak vengeance on people because of some deep-seated fucked-up psychopathology that we do not know about.

The other side of Ann is all artifice and it is astoundingly obvious to all but Fox and its viewers. I just can't believe the positions she takes. They are all contrived to evoke a reaction. It is as if she has learned the power of political pornography and enjoys flashing for the shock effect. This is the immature side of Ann and it is enabled by Fox.

And yeah, what is with her adam's apple? Someone should tell that GOP M-T-F to get a tracheal shave and take some estrogen to soften the hard Nazi curves on her face. Christ, I hope Fox doesn't let that doberman around children!

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